Search results
  1. In reply to
    10 hours ago

    OR NUMBER TWO GET IT NUMBER TWO ... POOP

    View conversation Hide conversation
    17 likes
  2. Mar 10

    Given that we need to buy a new POOP PUMP and have to have some trees taken down *does an awkward tap-dance* hey buy my books

    10 retweets 56 likes
  3. Mar 2

    Vanity press says: YOU HAVE A DREAM TO BE AUTHORPERSON. Then they say, but trad pub is impossible and self-pub is hard poop! PAY US CASH NOW

    24 retweets 50 likes
  4. Feb 21

    TMI, but our 4-year-old just pooped a poop so big I'm pretty sure it had its own Tatooine sail barge.

    4 retweets 81 likes
  5. Feb 15

    Am eating a slice of pumpernickel bread so seedy and fibertastic that later I expect to poop out the exact same slice of pumpernickel bread.

    7 retweets 57 likes
  6. Feb 9

    So now that's canon in AFTERMATH 3: LUKE and LEIA have a little bro named POOP.

    4 retweets 35 likes
  7. Feb 9

    playing Darth Vader confronting Luke Skywalker: "MORE LIKE 'POOP' SKYWALKER. HA HA HA HA. WITH YOUR SABERPOOP. I MEAN, POOPSABER."

    6 retweets 37 likes
  8. Jan 29

    Three poop jokes short of a prequel.

    2 retweets 24 likes
  9. Jan 27

    arrgghble! OH NO — we can't pick up NEW DOG until probably this weekend. She didn't have her surgery yet. WELL POOP

    2 retweets 8 likes
  10. Jan 15

    THINGS REAL WRITERS DO: - eat - poop - die - write - train wyverns

    22 retweets 103 likes
  11. In reply to
    Jan 13

    Wizards make such weird faces when they poop. Also, they poop standing up, which is extra weird.

    View conversation Hide conversation
    3 likes
  12. In reply to
    28 Dec 2015

    finally we agree on this — yes, candy corn is exactly like poop

    View conversation Hide conversation
  13. 20 Dec 2015

    just announced his poop looked like a Jawa and it totally did and DISNEY YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR WITH YOUR MERCHANDISING

    13 retweets 68 likes
  14. 10 Dec 2015

    So if you come in and start yelling about how LUKE IS EATEN BY A WAMPA or R2D2 MARRIES CHEWBACCA, then it's like, you poop on that sanctity.

    11 retweets 29 likes
  15. In reply to
    17 Nov 2015

    HA HA HA HA I POOP ON THE FUTURE, SAM, I POOP ON IT SO HARD THE FUTURE WILL NEVER RECOVER

    View conversation Hide conversation
    3 likes
  16. In reply to
    17 Nov 2015

    poop. … … … FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS TWEET

    View conversation Hide conversation
    1 retweet 8 likes
  17. 31 Oct 2015

    , to thwart his fear while tromping up a scary foggy Halloween porch, yelled: "POOP YOURSELVES, WITCHES AND SKELETONS."

    15 retweets 84 likes
  18. 15 Sep 2015

    new buttons added to facebook: - dislike - poop noise - dick pic - meh - christ, what an asshole

    42 retweets 99 likes
  19. 14 Sep 2015

    "Dragonflies only poop at night and when they do, they poop in other animals' faces." -- nature lessons with

    9 retweets 35 likes

No results.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.