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fucked my nail up eating a rotisserie chicken

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yes even somebody as perfect of a human as me can have a dark past
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@SaintBoswell bruh when you stream these days? I never see you on during the day anymore. -
my inner monologue staring into the bathroom mirror in the howe library: “pick ur head up queen. ur tube top is falling”
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can u wax urself with candle wax
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Good to know I’m not the only onehttps://twitter.com/OoCPokemon/status/1225129579150372864 …
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heats broken.... might where my bean boots in bed....
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my roommates 11 year old niece is in town and she stubbed her pinkie toe really bad and I was like “it’s okay you don’t need your pinkie toe” and she screamed “ARE YOU SURE?!” and I had to say no.
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Me: I will literally do anything for my dog. He is my heart & soul. Also me: He’s definitely fine to wait to pee while I stay comfy in bed waking up, scrolling twitter, checking the weather, get up to pee myself...
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oh... to be a uvm baby... playing in the snow


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Truly the greatest challenge of my life is trying to explain to children that they’re falling off the beam because their arms are asymmetricalhttps://twitter.com/ktgymnastics/status/1224436875475087360 …
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god a latte would go absolutely crazy rn
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MEET THE MEOWS! #10! This is our other president and one of our seniors Rachel Rubinstein! Her favorite veggie is rainbow chard, if she could switch bodies with someone for a day it would be a sloth, her go-to… https://www.instagram.com/p/B8OwJK4BpcO/?igshid=1bm01a9ia2szh … -
Oh you can just ash into my belly button
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Blizzard Incoming — this is not a drill




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wait, where’d the road go
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After winning via TKO in just 40 seconds, Conor McGregor immediately plugs his Proper Twelve Irish Whiskey. 40 divided by 12 = 3.33 One inch of the water of Lake Tahoe equals approximately 3.33 billion gallons of water.pic.twitter.com/KXG3Gy1L9M
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