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  1. 28. sij

    time to air out a skeleton in my closet

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  2. 28. sij

    fucked my nail up eating a rotisserie chicken 🙄

  3. 28. sij

    yes even somebody as perfect of a human as me can have a dark past

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  4. prije 2 sata

    Almost there, finally...

  5. prije 59 minuta

    bruh when you stream these days? I never see you on during the day anymore.

  6. prije 18 minuta

    my inner monologue staring into the bathroom mirror in the howe library: “pick ur head up queen. ur tube top is falling”

  7. prije 11 sati

    can u wax urself with candle wax

  8. prije 11 sati
  9. prije 13 sati

    heats broken.... might where my bean boots in bed....

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  10. 2. velj

    my roommates 11 year old niece is in town and she stubbed her pinkie toe really bad and I was like “it’s okay you don’t need your pinkie toe” and she screamed “ARE YOU SURE?!” and I had to say no.

  11. prije 2 sata

    Me: I will literally do anything for my dog. He is my heart & soul. Also me: He’s definitely fine to wait to pee while I stay comfy in bed waking up, scrolling twitter, checking the weather, get up to pee myself...

  12. 17. sij

    oh... to be a uvm baby... playing in the snow 🥰🥺

  13. prije 11 sati

    Truly the greatest challenge of my life is trying to explain to children that they’re falling off the beam because their arms are asymmetrical

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  14. 2. velj

    god a latte would go absolutely crazy rn

  15. 🎶 MEET THE MEOWS! #10! This is our other president and one of our seniors Rachel Rubinstein! Her favorite veggie is rainbow chard, if she could switch bodies with someone for a day it would be a sloth, her go-to…

  16. 25. sij

    Oh you can just ash into my belly button

  17. Blizzard Incoming — this is not a drill 😰😰🥶🥶

  18. wait, where’d the road go 🥺

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  19. 19. sij

    After winning via TKO in just 40 seconds, Conor McGregor immediately plugs his Proper Twelve Irish Whiskey. 40 divided by 12 = 3.33 One inch of the water of Lake Tahoe equals approximately 3.33 billion gallons of water.

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