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  1. prije 4 sata

    4 years ago i was on a game show and we won nine thousand pesos lol

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  2. 31. sij

    I know I’m late to this but I have to share.... A few years ago I was almost hit by a drunk driver and ended up having to pull the drunk driver out of a burning car after he hit and killed 2 people. It was 3 days before Christmas.

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  3. 31. sij

    When I was 10 I took first place in an adult league chess tournament. One man called me an actual prodigy. I was so good that my Dad took me to a doctor to be tested for autism.

  4. prije 4 sata

    College friend & I road tripping end up on Pueblo Reservation in N.M. I 👀 what I think is a hurt dog. I jump out & while sussing out the situation a guy on a horse with a parrot on his shoulder rides up says "dead coyote" & rides away. (Ima thinking who put peyote in my coffee?)

  5. 31. sij
  6. 29. sij

    I didn’t go to Muny for $2 margs on Tuesday

  7. 28. sij

    In 1996/7 I studied Music Business. The course meant we got to sign a band. Many tapes/CDs/minidiscs later, we signed a group of uni lads from Dundee. They were called Polarbear. ...Until they learned of a band in Canada by the same name. They renamed themselves...

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  8. 3. velj

    I chose the University of Western Australia's phone number.. we were changing from 9380 numbers (main number 9380 3838) to 6488 numbers, so my boss wanted a new main number. I said "6488 6000 sounds good". Nekt minit (and now, 15 years later)

  9. 31. sij

    A few years ago my cousin and i stayed up late and snuck out the house, took the car attempting to dress up as boys (this was in saudi before it was legal for women to drive) and got chased by a 3skri JUST because we wanted strawberry milk from the cold store

  10. 1. velj

    Was on a bar top in France with my trousers down my ankles windmilling my cock and the bar man poured whisky on the bar and set it alight and my trousers with it, burn most my leg hair off.

  11. 30. sij
  12. 31. sij

    I went to a concert w/ my sis. After the show, there was a guy on the sidewalk holding a toilet seat. He told me to make a wish and throw a coin into it -- so I did. Seconds later, a white rabbit ran in front of me. MINUTES LATER LIGHTS APPEARED.

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  13. 28. sij

    I was offered a job at the CIA but turned it down bc I smoked weed eight months prior (not supposed to apply if u used in the last year even if it's legal in ur state) and I was afraid of the lie detectors, didn't think I'd make it that far loool

  14. I was the photo for March in a cute baby calendar.

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  15. 2. velj

    Late but - my junior year of high school, one of the social studies teachers, Mr. P, lost a bet and did a lipsync performance of Call Me Maybe while wearing a dress in the school cafeteria. It was actually pretty good - he got super into it

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  16. I've never been stop by the cops despite looking like a thug half of the time

  17. I lost my last baby tooth at the age of 19 ......it was stuck, okay? I hit my head a lot as a kid

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  18. 29. sij

    Once I tried reversing my car out of a wet lawn but it was stuck & got mud ALL over a car next to me. I was SO embarrassed I cried. I planned on washing it the next day but they left early af & never mentioned it. Well the girl who owned the car has been dating my ex since, so 🤷🏽‍♀️

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  19. 29. sij

    I was forced to resign as President of my high school’s Student Council

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  20. 31. sij

    in fifth grade, my best friend and i thought it would be hilarious to prank everyone and say we were twins. turns out, it worked a little too well, and even the staff was convinced. some probably never figured out. 😳✋🏼

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