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Why the hell do you want Trump to ride a bike? He'd probably have to drink water after. You're setting impossible standards. #TrumpCantRideABike

Kamala Harris. I just felt like tweeting those 2 words. Go figure.

Jim Acosta's way of getting under Trump's skin is art

Are we sure that Chuck Todd isn't Tucker Carlson with a fake beard?

Donald Trump Jr. is what happens when you feed Paul Ryan after midnight

I'd appreciate if Tomi Lahren could shut the fuck up. I need to trash Ann Coulter and I'm not good at multitasking.

#ThingsICanNoLongerDo Fucking post a fucking tweet without fucking cursing

While Trump's polls are a complete disaster, his campaign brags about a boat parade where people held Trump-Pence signs. It's fair to say they're desperate.

If you vote for Kanye West, you're the kind of person who would vote for the stupid guy from The Apprentice

Tomi Lahren is the Jacob Wohl of Kayleigh McEnanys

Raise your hand if you're sick of stupid "Raise your hand if" tweets

BREAKING: Trump's plan to get on Mount Rushmore is painting George Washington orange, taping a bunch of ferrets on top of it and pretending it's him

If you leave voicemails when it's not a matter of life or death, you're a serial killer

Eric Trump is a broken abacus with Gary Busey's face painted on it

Little known fact: Lindsey Graham's grandfather was captain of the Titanic

I should be working, but instead, I'll waste time on Twitter and take a nap. 2020 messed with the wrong guy.

To add insult to injury, 2020 decided to be a leap year and torture us for one more day. At this point, it's just showing off.

Say what you want about Chuck Todd, but he's a hard worker. I've never seen anyone more dedicated to getting fired.

Larry Kudlow advised to buy stocks right before the 2 worst recessions since 1929. If you're listening to him, you kind of deserve to be bankrupt.

People are fighting over which is better between apple juice and orange juice and it's the most normal this year has been. I want to go back to fighting over irrelevant things so bad.