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  1. prije 2 sata

    Got hit on the head at a university in England and fell into an Oxford Coma, and people on twitter dot com have strong opinions about it

    17 proslijeđenih tweetova 41 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
  2. 31. sij

    I don't wanna brag but a woman I can only presume is single just brazenly asked for "the best phone number to reach me at", and my home address. She's a receptionist at this Urgent Care facility I'm checking into, so I know she has a job too.

    9 replies 60 proslijeđenih tweetova 204 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  3. 3. velj

    it turns out twitter is a team sport

    27 proslijeđenih tweetova 56 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  4. 31. sij

    My onlyfans account would just be me listening to you patiently and agreeing with you no matter what you say

    16 replies 47 proslijeđenih tweetova 138 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  5. 2. velj

    Kids with multiple siblings are constantly in a triage queue and they have no idea

    6 replies 22 proslijeđena tweeta 85 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  6. prije 22 sata

    Who wanna be #2000??

    2 proslijeđena tweeta 10 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  7. 3. velj

    tweeting during the responsible the superbowl middle child 🤝 might as well be invisible

    14 proslijeđenih tweetova 34 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  8. 1. velj

    Inside of you are two wolves. Which one will you feed? It doesn't matter, they laugh about you together behind your back.

    8 proslijeđenih tweetova 32 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  9. prije 23 sata

    She was subtle, like the b in subtle

    1 reply 18 proslijeđenih tweetova 40 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  10. prije 23 sata

    There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's, but there are definitely wrong ways to DM a woman, it turns out

    6 replies 35 proslijeđenih tweetova 109 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  11. 1. velj

    When you start collecting Social Security it should come with a special payment set aside only for Werther's Originals

    23 proslijeđena tweeta 58 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  12. 2. velj

    Realizing dating Dora the apps suuuuck Explorer 🤝 swiper, no swiping!

    6 replies 20 proslijeđenih tweetova 64 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  13. prije 21 sat

    ! Follow 'em!

    14 replies 12 proslijeđenih tweetova 41 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
  14. 4. velj

    Idea guy: You know how stores waste a ton of time putting price tags on everything? What if everything was the same price, like idk hahha *ONE DOLLAR*? Investor: I like it! ... But what should we call it? Guy in General's uniform: I have a suggestion

    23 proslijeđena tweeta 57 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  15. 4. velj

    It looks like Amazon has a dating site now, so do get recurring date refills with our Prime subscription or what?

    7 replies 17 proslijeđenih tweetova 61 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
  16. 31. sij

    TWEET CALL! This is now an onlyfans account. By which I mean, I'm only liking and retweeting posts about what your onlyfans account would be, inspired by a rash of them this morning. Mine: Yours: <REPLY BELOW>

    My onlyfans account would just be me listening to you patiently and agreeing with you no matter what you say
    58 replies 45 proslijeđenih tweetova 74 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  17. 30. sij

    "I promise I'll like that thing you do" - codependent flirting

    1 reply 21 proslijeđeni tweet 43 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  18. 4. velj

    Checkboxes dating apps /should/ have: 🔲 Willing to sneak snacks into movies 🔲 Good at building blanket forts 🔲 Only sets volume, temp etc. to EVEN numbers 🔲 toilet paper roll goes OVER 🔲 I don't think the position of the stars when I was born determined my personality

    14 replies 20 proslijeđenih tweetova 87 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  19. 4. velj

    Honestly it's more like threenicating at best

    1 reply 29 proslijeđenih tweetova 59 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  20. 30. sij

    Anecdating is when you go on a lot of first dates that go so amazingly sideways that your friends ask you to repeat the stories for years

    6 replies 43 proslijeđena tweeta 109 korisnika označava da im se sviđa

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