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me: I’ll take this goth pear cashier: that’s an avocado
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[inventing jazz] a me: what if music w s l i k e t h i s
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hermit crab: so I just live on this beach, doing my thing in my shell... permit crab: sir, you need a license for that...
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[kids’ first day of school] teacher: we’re concerned. your son he’s... kinda restless wife: ok teacher: and he keeps shouting that he’s on the highway to hell me: ... oh lol maybe he’s got OC/DC teacher: get the fuck off school property
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*erects christmas tree* *christmas tree climaxes*
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[boxing gym] me: i am trying to be more confident trainer: that’s fine but you still need to wear shorts
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[reading a saucy book] librarian: STOP LICKING IT
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French Santa be like heaux heaux heaux
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[pitching a movie] me: a psychotic shoeless cop murders german tourists in a really tall building exec: good, but it’s missing a hook me: oh it’s a christmas movie exec: fucken sold!
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[in a wave pool] me, alone: *waving back*
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me: how much for the supermodel camel keeper: that’s a giraffe
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me: how much for the punk melon cashier: that’s a pineapple
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me: I hate the morning commute don’t you driver: how did u get in here
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obi wan: use the force luke new york luke: nah YOUZE the force buddy
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atm: please enter your pin me: safety or sewing lol atm: *just beats the shit out me*
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[spreading rumors] me: R O R U M S
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[first day as a carpenter] boss: you’re fired me: is it because I keep sayi- boss: yes it’s because you keep saying ‘I’ve got wood’
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gym bro: I can make you fit me: I can do it myself *gets into a locker*
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me: how much for that pumpkin farmer: that’s my son
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