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  1. 19. sij

    me: I’ll take this goth pear cashier: that’s an avocado

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  2. 10. sij

    [inventing jazz] a me: what if music w s l i k e t h i s

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  3. 28. sij

    hermit crab: so I just live on this beach, doing my thing in my shell... permit crab: sir, you need a license for that...

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  4. 15. sij

    [kids’ first day of school] teacher: we’re concerned. your son he’s... kinda restless wife: ok teacher: and he keeps shouting that he’s on the highway to hell me: ... oh lol maybe he’s got OC/DC teacher: get the fuck off school property

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  5. 19. pro 2019.

    *erects christmas tree* *christmas tree climaxes*

  6. 9. sij

    [boxing gym] me: i am trying to be more confident trainer: that’s fine but you still need to wear shorts

  7. 28. pro 2019.

    [reading a saucy book] librarian: STOP LICKING IT

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  8. 24. pro 2019.

    French Santa be like heaux heaux heaux

  9. 4. pro 2019.

    scottish chickens be like bg’och

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  10. 21. pro 2019.

    [pitching a movie] me: a psychotic shoeless cop murders german tourists in a really tall building exec: good, but it’s missing a hook me: oh it’s a christmas movie exec: fucken sold!

  11. 29. pro 2019.

    [in a wave pool] me, alone: *waving back*

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  12. 9. sij

    me: how much for the supermodel camel keeper: that’s a giraffe

  13. 30. sij

    me: how much for the punk melon cashier: that’s a pineapple

  14. 1. velj

    me: I hate the morning commute don’t you driver: how did u get in here

  15. 29. sij

    obi wan: use the force luke new york luke: nah YOUZE the force buddy

  16. 20. sij

    atm: please enter your pin me: safety or sewing lol atm: *just beats the shit out me*

  17. 26. pro 2019.

    [spreading rumors] me: R O R U M S

  18. 28. pro 2019.

    [first day as a carpenter] boss: you’re fired me: is it because I keep sayi- boss: yes it’s because you keep saying ‘I’ve got wood’

  19. 3. sij

    gym bro: I can make you fit me: I can do it myself *gets into a locker*

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  20. 2. velj

    me: how much for that pumpkin farmer: that’s my son

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