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  1. In reply to
    31 Dec 2015

    Be careful it's right next to a pen.

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  2. In reply to
    2 Nov 2015

    No hesitation. Plastic bag. Bath tub.

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  3. In reply to
    28 Oct 2015

    That soundtrack, tho

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  4. In reply to
    22 Aug 2015

    I refuse to edit at the same time. It's like playing cards in a urinal.

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  5. In reply to
    22 Aug 2015

    "Nidhogg."

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  6. In reply to
    20 Jul 2015

    Great coffee, tho

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  7. In reply to
    10 Jul 2015

    I'm stuck on forced reflection inverted thigh dips. (That's a thing, right?)

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  8. In reply to
    20 Jun 2015

    Right?!

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  9. In reply to
    21 Feb 2015

    Plus, that kind of purchase is an investment. May not have the money / flexibility for fun purchases later. Dive in!

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  10. In reply to
    21 Feb 2015

    This is the Twitter version of a billboard that says "I'm an unmarried man" :-P

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  11. In reply to
    28 Sep 2014

    Awww, thanks!

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  12. In reply to
    17 Aug 2014

    Hey grandpa, give Tim back his phone.

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  13. In reply to
    26 Jul 2014

    The kids start camp tomorrow, or I'd be temped. What an amazing night of music.

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  14. In reply to
    26 Jul 2014

    WHAT. OMG

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  15. In reply to
    18 Jul 2014

    Being bored is dumb. There's a book, a game, someplace to go, something to watch, something to write.

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  16. In reply to
    3 Mar 2014

    TIME. THE RELENTLESS FORCE THAT DELIVERS US ALL TO DEATH.

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  17. In reply to
    1 Feb 2014

    I'm convinced 3/4 of the way through Sunshine the director packed a bowl and just said "Okay, TIME TO GET STUPID."

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  18. In reply to
    23 Dec 2013

    Zoomies!

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  19. In reply to
    22 Dec 2013

    YYYYEESSS

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  20. In reply to
    29 Nov 2013

    So good.

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