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  1. 15. pro 2019.

    Um I have questions

  2. 2. pro 2019.

    I just blocked Skittles in case anyone thinks I’m fucking around tonight

  3. 28. stu 2019.

    When England sent the Pilgrims to America they did not send their best

  4. 1. velj

    Welcome to your late thirties. You own blouses now.

  5. 21. sij

    I’ve been married for 4 ½ months and I already feel seen by Meatloaf at the end of the song “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” when he swears to love his lady until the end of time then prays for the end of time to hurry the fuck up

  6. 16. pro 2019.

    I haven’t had a drink in ten years and no one had less to do with it than any kind of higher power. Thanks to everyone who has supported me along the way. I couldn’t have done it without you ❤️

  7. 2. pro 2019.

    Why does Jack White always look like he just fingerbanged a ten year old girl and can’t wait to tell you all about it

  8. prije 8 sati

    This dude in my IG inbox thinks I haven’t thought about this in great detail every single day

  9. 31. sij

    Me (nervously approaching 40): Should we have a baby? Husband: No. Me: What if we have one and if we don’t like it after like four weeks we’ll take it to a SafeHaven? Husband: You can’t just *try out* a baby. Babies aren’t Amazon Prime.

  10. 31. sij

    Trump hasn’t tweeted in 9 hours please god let him be dead

  11. 30. sij

    I love it when Democrats and Republicans bicker back and forth as if both parties aren’t completely full of shit

  12. 28. sij
  13. 28. sij

    *Driving in a car w/ my bf* *Bohemian Rhapsody comes on the radio* Me: *sings every word* BF: *silence* *song ends* Me: “I think we should see other people.”

  14. 27. sij

    As a sexual assault survivor I’m not going to sit here and mourn the death of a rapist so miss me with the horsrshit

  15. 23. sij

    I have never encountered a more genuinely and truly awful person than this little girl. This tweet is tame by her standards. Twitter, you know what to do.

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  16. 22. sij

    47 years ago today the SCOTUS ruled in favor of Roe v. Wade. Almost a half century later women’s reproductive rights are being curtailed by bureaucratic men. I’m grateful every single day that I live in a place where I can get a safe and legal abortion if I want or need one.

  17. 21. sij

    Where do you fall in the political spectrum I’m here

  18. 21. sij
  19. 21. sij

    If not for spite I’d do next to nothing

  20. 20. sij

    MLK was a socialist. He called out white people whose silence was seen as complicit to the cause of civil rights. Any white person who throws up a quote from the “I Have a Dream” speech needs to stop whitewashing history.

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