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To our Military personnel...past, present and future: today and everyday, I am grateful.
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Power was out this morning. Had to get ready for work by candlelight just like some kind of Little House on the Prairie character.
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Calories don't count when you're crying. Everyone knows that.
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Always being the last to know has its advantages. I don't know what they are, but I'll let you know when I figure it out.
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It's amazing what people find time for that isn't me.
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Competing for a spot that I'll never be able to occupy.
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My boss said "go big or go home" in his email. If anyone needs me, I'll be at home.
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Didn't have a cell phone signal for the last three days so I had to write my tweets on boulders and trees like some kind of caveman.
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Imagine turning me down. No. More uninterested eye rolls and excuses.
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Your excitement for all things not me is exceptional.
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My thumb is so confused over this new Twitter update.
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Eventually she'll stop begging, but then it'll be too late.
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Did an extra long workout today. Lots of heavy breathing and sweating. Ok, fine. I got winded trying to clean a spot off the kitchen floor.
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I hit the Twitter 'Explore' button and it didn't even take me to a college dorm filled with naked people. This is BS.
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I've done a lot of crazy things in my life. Things I'm not proud of. Things I should be ashamed of. And I hope I'm not finished.
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Nothing more sad than when the chase ends.
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Me: I thought by this point in my life I'd have a lot more make-out sessions going on. Life: Me: Life: Me:
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I did a lot of crunches before work. *drove over lots of leaves and acorns in the parking lot
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One day you'll realize how priceless she is, but she won't be there.
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One of my lucky followers could win a chance to bring me some nachos. Apply within. No weirdos.
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