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  1. Jul 5

    Oh god. Watching Roast of Justin Beiber. And it just hit me. He was born the year I graduated hs. Oh. God.

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  2. Jul 5

    the music you grew up to is considered 😭 Still, I'm effing with heavy

  3. Jul 4

    If my neighbors set off one more mother effing firework.... 😡 👊🏻🔪☠

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    Jul 3 Chesterfield, England

    . hairy triceps

  5. Jul 3

    you cant sleep in on weekends anymore

  6. Jul 3

    Found this gem in hubby's CD case. 1. Your…

  7. Jul 2

    After about 3 hrs sleep (broken) last night I'm shattered. headed to my snuggly bed.

  8. Jul 2

    How cute are these fan/light pulls? Lol

  9. Jul 2

    Apartment is coming along nicely :) I am so excited for the progress!

    1 like
  10. Jul 2

    Waiting for Charles Bradley

  11. Jul 2

    you go to the toilet for a no.2 and when you get there you forget what you going to do there...

  12. Jul 1 Union City, CA

    you stop ordering AMFs at clubs/bars

    1 like
  13. Jul 1

    you look up a song's release date and you were in your early 20s when it came out

  14. Jun 30

    the highlight of your day off is getting a clean bill of health from your dentist and doctor. Cholesterol, amirite?

    1 retweet 1 like
  15. Jun 30

    I'm "I'll page you later. I gotta go get my books for college" years old.

    1 like
  16. Jun 30

    you get excited about spending only $2 for 12 rolls of toilet paper 👍🏼

    1 like
  17. Jun 29

    When u cant name any songs in the top 40

  18. Jun 28

    PulseAudio 9.0 released

  19. Jun 28

    you watch a Fast and Furious film and wonder why they’re not wearing seat belts.

    3 retweets 4 likes
  20. Jun 26

    you freak out at 3 wide racing 😄

    WHAT? Three wide at !
    3 likes

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