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@KTHopkins so before the facts come out about Nuneaton, any particular group or section of the community you want to blame? #standard

Usual horror show defensively and i hate being negative but 1 thing missing is hendo's tweet saying #poorshow and we #goagain #lfc #standard

watchin strictly for the first time this year, just saw Johnny peacock, just did the ‘wooden’ joke, just got shouted at by the mrs #standard

Today’s to do list: text boy I fancy; tell my father I think he’s got an alcohol problem; watch Tomorrow’s World being filmed. #standard

... the raising of a person’s #performance to a higher #standard...

I’m betting Louise has got drunk on a night out, slept with someone (but can’t really remember ) and is looking for a way to bin off Spongebob Squarehead #MadeInChelsea #standard

Love seeing @shaundooley in the Ponty end watching Tarn by day then just casually see him starring in a BBC drama at night #Standard

Pathetic service from @fyldecouncil - no chat or email response, no phone back. You’d think they don’t want me to pay my tax #joke #standard

@Delta giving #standard answers. I like an answer why an equipment change changed our seats when the configuration is exactly the same. Get just BS answers. #Delta can do better! Especially when the handling agent tells me I have to complain and customer care will take care of us

That moment when the new souvenir brochure is out and there's not one fucking photo of you. #standard #notresentfulhonest

Latics in 17th place in League 1 #standard #oafc

People losing their shit over De Gea’s save yesterday but Hugo’s which was equally as good if not better doesn’t get a mention! #Standard

Get sick just days before departing for Punta Cana. #Standard

Another hotel, another delicious mixed grill, another cold pint #Standard

Another day; another doctor fell in love with me. #Standard

About to play #Standard #FNM for the first time in 2 years. #mtg #holdme

Worth every trip too! Migos blasting through the sound system! Rate that. Hope you’ve got the windows down & heating turned up #standard

Go for a run then have a blue WKD and a bar of bourneville #standard #chublife

Stopped at the pub for 1 pint after our walk.Still here. 5 pints later. Pissed. Talking to a sniper from the army. #standard

Went into #Starbucks asked for my name I said Phil they put Frank. #standard