I’ve got my father’s eyes, My mother’s hair, and my grandfather’s smile:
But somehow, my uncle’s still got my nose.
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I’m such a klutz; I got injured doing the Safety Dance.
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Million dollar idea:
A chain of marijuana dispensaries/dry cleaners,
We’ll call it High And Dry.
Who’s In?
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Im not defending Trump or anyone/anything to do with 1/6. You're the one who busted up in here trying to misdirect from a different argument.
As far as 'traitor'... Well, Im not 5 so Im not into namecalling. Thats something a communist would do. #SeeWhatIDidThere
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If Dolly Parton married the Dalai Lama; she’d be the Dolly Lama.
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These 2 are FANtastic together. Like big bro/little bro! #seewhatididthere it’s hilarious when Dorin comes at Crowman daily 😂😂
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My man @scorindorin and I will get you all geared up for tomorrow's game with the Pre Brawl Breakdown tonight from 6-8pm on @937theFan.
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App State not playing around! Got UNC on their heels… #seewhatididthere
Did you know that a group of shadowy people control all of the world’s supply of aluminum?
They’re known as The Aluminuminati.
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So Brian Flores draggin, Meg and Tory dragging, Trump draggin , What happened to Expeditiously?🧐🧐 #SeeWhatIdidThere
For her birthday this year: I think I’m going to go big, and send my mother’s sister up in a hot air balloon.
I have to Up The Auntie.
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I’m so excited to talk to you about incontinence; I just can’t hold it in.
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Remember peeps: “ with great power, comes great electric bills.“
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Ya got to hand it to Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg:
They really knew how to make Whoopi.
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When a person named Isabella dies; does she become Wasabella?
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Anytime I hear someone talk about clams casino; I imagine an offshore gambling establishment, run entirely by shellfish.
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Million dollar idea:
A line of bedtime stories for adults, read exclusively by Susan Sarandon.
We’ll call it Snoozin With Susan.
Who’s in?
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Did you hear about the attempted bank robber who was caught down at the campground?
He was charged with Criminal InTent.
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