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  1. 24 hours ago

    So my cousin lives in Phoenix and I'm currently in Phoenix but apparently she can care less

  2. May 11
  3. 4 hours ago

    Apple Maps will be private and secure and redone from ground up. But only the US by the end of this year. Other countries will be re-mapped next year onwards.

  4. Apr 26

    Dont worry about me, Im just starving to death here....

  5. 16 hours ago

    The weekend is well and truly over, only another five more sleeps till the next one!

  6. 20 hours ago
    Replying to

    No pain, no Rogaine? Kidding, I have no beard.

  7. 22 hours ago

    I thought it was against the rules to get sick during summer break

  8. 3 hours ago

    Is this just because our a**hole president is over there this week? It is not my fault, I didn't and would never vote for that clown! Let me listen to your work! 🤣

  9. Apr 25

    amber from jehovahs wetness eliminates connor from guns n hoses!!

  10. Apr 24

    this rly how it b though LMAOOO

  11. Jun 2

    ’s facial hair reminds me of an emoji

  12. Apr 17

    Just after turning on the Telly

  13. May 15
  14. May 22

    My name is Donald Trump, technically I’m the President of the United States(I honestly don’t know how that happened) Anyway, I’m actually a giant orange Man-Child who hates when I don’t get my way Nancy Pelosi gets under my skin

  15. May 31

    Im no fun.

  16. Apr 14

    I’m officially closer to my 70s than THE 70s

  17. 21 hours ago

    This storm in west is rather sad...just look at that face! The storm weakened so quickly, it is likely it’s no longer severe.

  18. May 31

    Starbucks closes at 2 pm on Fridays and I missed it by 10 min...Please excuse me while I go pout...

  19. Apr 25

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