#overheardinbrooklyn

Someone on the street right now is yelling "I'm kicking you OUT of my DREAM." #overheardinbrooklyn

"I think she has fake tits, which is funny because they're so small" #overheardinbrooklyn

"The reason a serial killer has an orgasm is because of the following.." #overheardinbrooklyn

"Okay! Because you're gay!" #overheardinbrooklyn

"OHHHHHHH was that the sickest July 4th firework I've ever seen or an ICBM??!" #overheardinbrooklyn

"Don't paint us with such a wide brush, us in the suit community" - discussing when "the suits" take the train #overheardinbrooklyn

'imma start the hotep appreciation club...' #overheardinbrooklyn

"Are you ok?" "Yeah, I've been to Burning Man." #overheardinbrooklyn #overheard

"and then Jeff sessions said ..." #overheardinbrooklyn

"He grew up in Bushwick, but he's, like, hard. He spent 3 months in jail." #overheardinbrooklyn

little kid: "like, am i even in existence anymore?" #overheardinbrooklyn

Dad: "What did you have for lunch, betel?" 6 yr old boy: "vegan vitamin water" #overheardinbrooklyn

"Word to my mother, no crosses count" - young man convincing his pal he's good at keeping secrets #overheardinbrooklyn

"You're just in time for Jewish geography!" #overheardinbrooklyn

"Imagine farting in a space suit. It's got nowhere else to go" - v drunk Irish guy trying to talk to @alisonklemp #overheardinbrooklyn

You should not turn 30 in the city you were born in. #overheardinbrooklyn

"Don't you just hate when you open up The Times & are like, 'ugh there I am'" - woman I have nothing in common with #overheardinbrooklyn

"I dunno man, government's like, really complicated" - woman who gets it #overheardinbrooklyn

"I'd be feeding your ass grits with no butter every day" - woman whose cruelty knows no bounds #overheardinbrooklyn #icecold