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  1. 2 Feb 2016

    "Every time I go to sleep she tries to fucking stab me." "I wake up but I don't know fucking how."

  2. 26 Jul 2015

    today: Old Neighbor to young guy next door: You're not one of those fascists lefties, are ya? Young Guy: I'm a moderate..

  3. May 28

    "I gotta work overtime throwing out the puss"

  4. Jul 15

    "A medical students training program isn't as rigorous as a sound technicians."

  5. Jul 7

    I'm eavesdropping on one person explaining kombucha to someone who has never had it, and it's making my day.

  6. Jun 30

    "I don't want to watch that kind of movie that cares about feminism. Throwing a bone to freshmen WGST majors"

  7. Jun 21

    "im a raisin bran baby"

  8. Apr 26

    "He took my prostate last year it was fine." loudly very loudly

  9. Feb 4

    "Jus' like my homeboy's dad said, 'If you ain't first, you last'."

  10. Jan 7

    "In the show my character..."

  11. 29 Jun 2016

    "And after we eat the baby..." - This excited 3 year old in pink stunnashades to her pregnant mother

  12. 28 Jun 2016

    Life's too uncertain to put others down. We have no justifications for that. We are simply in a position to lift others up.

  13. 26 May 2016

    "I did LSD for 1st time last week.......after the 8th hour I got my face back & the dragons stopped fighting." 😳

  14. 25 May 2016

    "Have you ever done adderall recreationally?"

  15. 7 Mar 2016

    "...has a boyfriend. Shapiro is only into black guys. Uhm..."

  16. 24 Feb 2016

    "Getting drunk, and then having to go to work. For me, that's a buzzkill." -- 30-year-old man

  17. 20 Dec 2015

    Have you guys head of tinder? It just makes me sad

  18. 6 Nov 2015

    "lets go home & watch the movie entourage"

  19. 20 Oct 2015

    let's take a magnet and erase the tape in our lives

  20. 2 Oct 2015

    It's UN-AMERICAN!! I know your politics...but we can't get a LOAN & it's UNAMERICAN! UNAMERICAN I tell you!

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