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  2. May 15
  3. May 3

    Just realized someone texted me hi when I was drunk the other weekend and I responded with "K"

  4. May 15

    Awesome day of speeches!!! Nothing is possible without a full team effort :)))

  5. May 6
  6. May 3

    My mom is my fav person to talk on the phone with & we talk for hours. But no matter what I text her, her response is "Love!" 🙄🙄🙄

  7. 2 hours ago

    When you say "hi" to someone and they just look at you and walk away.

  8. 5 hours ago

    Dear people who use the workplace bathroom as their personal sanitation station: Could you not?

  9. 6 hours ago
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    HA! was on fall break 😎 Oops did I say that out loud 👠📱🔨 Please &

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    On my way home from after a long day with

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  13. May 14

    call someone "ugly" and believe me, you'll get an "ugly" reaction so maybe don't call anyone that then? deal, dudes...?

  14. May 13
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  17. May 13

    For a long discussion with your kids (6 and 8yrs) bring up the topic of difference of white/black hat hackers over burgers.

  18. May 12

    Just had a sit-down with my 3 boys and told them that when the going gets tough, the tough stand among the bushes.

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  21. May 12

    I'm almost to where I need to be. Stay tuned!

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