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  1. 2 hours ago

    But it is true I've known you longer. was probably in junior high school when we first met!

  2. 33 minutes ago

    40 degrees out is still considered sweater and shorts weather, too bad I'm getting old af and my immune system isnt its 15 year old self.

  3. 21 minutes ago

    I’ve reached that age where I’m excited about a new dyson and flooring!

  4. Oct 21

    Turning 28 in a couple of weeks. Brand new start. 😩

  5. 11 hours ago
    Replying to

    😂😂 I know, it’s sad isn’t it! Luckily it’s not on Saturdays so we have a break haha! It’s on at 10pm too, too late in the week lol!! x

  6. 4 hours ago

    Most of these were my “Shh be quiet, I’m trying to record my ringtone” ringtones 😭

  7. Oct 18

    So I think I just had my first 5 day hangover.

  8. 2 hours ago

    Who knew icy hot could be my new perfume?

  9. 7 hours ago

    bday in 3 weeks and I have no idea what I wanna do #22

  10. 9 hours ago

    I want to thank everyone for all the birthday well wishes.

  11. 13 hours ago

    My wife and I just spent 10 mins looking for her glasses. They were on my head. I think we just might be

  12. 12 hours ago

    You know your getting old when the excitement of putting up a new door bell and choosing from the 24 melodies available outweighs anything else this evening. 😜😉👴🏻

  13. 12 hours ago
    Replying to

    A year ago that happened 😳 I’d never have said it was that long ago x

  14. 13 hours ago

    Today I sneezed and twinged my back. Because 30.

  15. 4 hours ago

    Plucked my first gray hair I am crying over this

  16. Oct 21

    😂😂 You’ll be fine by Wednesday ish mate

  17. Oct 21

    Just found my first gray hair and I think I'm dying inside!

  18. 3 hours ago

    Why is it I can't seem to put a pair of underpants on any longer without putting both feet through the same leg hole? 😣

  19. 32 minutes ago

    Six months to the big 4.... 👵

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