#funnyfortunecookie

#funnyfortunecookie I bet you wish you didn't shoot that elephant now, huh? Peta.org GoDaddy CEO

Didn't have Chinese food today. Not sure how this ended up in my lunch. #funnyfortunecookie http://yfrog.com/afbwdtj

There's a line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence. #funnyfortunecookie

#FunnyFortuneCookie Never take advice from a fortune cookie.

#FunnyFortuneCookie The future isn't what it used to be.

#funnyfortunecookie Come back later...I am sleeping.(yes even cookies need their sleep) This really was on my dads fortune cookie.

#funnyfortunecookie Stop the Hate!

RT @rachelahunter: #funnyfortunecookie You're just another drunk blonde. @KaraAlesandra :) LOL

@mwcosta "Help, I'm being held in a fortune cookie factory." #funnyfortunecookie

I think it would be funny if my fortune cookie read: "You will have Chinese food for lunch tomorrow." #funnyfortunecookie

Best Fortune Cookie Ever #funnyfortunecookie #fortunecookie #geeksandbeauties #gbcommunity https://www.instagram.com/p/BMnF9zgBOi8/ 

FULL AMERICAN BREAKFAST: HELP! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery! #FABS #FunnyFortuneCookie #FreeTheCookieMaker

Thanks for the career advice, fortune cookie. #funnyfortunecookie https://www.instagram.com/p/BHTWOaXg26y/ 

12 Bunny and Chic Fortune Cookies https://www.etsy.com/listing/227618054/12-bunny-and-chic-fortune-cookies?utm_source=etsyfu&utm_medium=api&utm_campaign=api … #Etsy #FunnyFortuneCookie

12 Heart Fortune Cookies in Kraft Brown View Top Box http://etsy.me/1ztfW0l  #Etsy #FunnyFortuneCookie

25 Heart Fourtune Cookies, Good Fortune, Personalized Cookies,Cookies for Parties,Cookies… http://etsy.me/1eeYUp7  #Etsy #FunnyFortuneCookie

Now what exactly is this #FortuneCookie trying to tell me? #funnyfortunecookie #typo http://instagram.com/p/hhdecoDoxu/ 

Fortune Cookie: Don't go knocking on death's door. Just ring the bell and run. He hates that. #funnyfortunecookie

#funnyfortunecookie at Mandarin, p-a-r-t-y because I gotta http://instagr.am/p/QqQvuaCeOb/