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  1. 5 Feb 2015

    In case you are the woman sitting next to me at the airport: can you PLEASE tell your son to stop eyeballing me?

    40 replies 44 retweets 181 likes
  2. May 27

    Also, did anyone play the drinking game watching this episode? you know, taking a shot for every time they said "sir" 😂

    7 replies 2 retweets 44 likes
  3. May 27

    Teacher by day, Detective Sergeant by...well, 24/7 😂

    2 replies 5 retweets 38 likes
  4. 12 Nov 2014

    Welcome home daddy!😭

    2 replies 7 retweets 13 likes
  5. Feb 15

    On set for a creepy role in a feature film !! Don't worry though were still super sweet :) , and the best thing of all shooting with one of my bestest friends !!

    5 replies 28 likes
  6. Jul 14

    Today I overheard a 10 yr old tell her parents “I have no emotions for people. I know I should, but don’t. No emotions. Not even for the two of you.” Gave me the shivers!

    1 reply 6 likes
  7. Jul 14

    My very clever daughter did this make up all herself, and she’s off to an end of school party. ❤️❤️

    1 reply 2 likes
  8. 14 Oct 2015

    Usually pretty tough, but American Horror Story this season is giving me some sleeping issues..

    8 replies 37 retweets 164 likes
  9. 17 Jul 2015

    These manikins look like jerks

    10 replies 4 retweets 38 likes
  10. 19 Sep 2017

    “dad, you may count to one hundred ninety nine now.”, “ok, and then what?”, “then we may call for help.”...what does he know? ;)

    4 likes
  11. Feb 8

    Had a student ask her mom if she could buy her a doll that had my hair…and my face…and my voice when she pressed a button…

    1 reply 19 likes
  12. 21 Sep 2014

    My brother comes home & goes "i have another kid to add to my list of people who think Jordyn's hot"😳

    2 likes
  13. 4 Mar 2016

    Grimlock, apropos of nothing, just announced, "I don't like beans." Like he was finishing out loud a conversation in his head.

    3 likes
  14. 24 Sep 2014

    Happy Wicked Little Thing Wednesday Followers! May it be absolutely to die for! - Atlanta Zombie Walk

    1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
  15. Jun 9

    We ate mommy and Gone is her head Who will feed us Now that she’s dead? 💋♥︎🖤elle🖤♥︎

    1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
  16. 4 Jan 2017

    I get this 😨🌽 .

    9 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
  17. Feb 25

    Aaaaaaaaalter 🤤😲😂. "And the award for the best horror character goes toooooo: Tamara (6 yrs.) with her masterpiece 'Mama'."

    4 replies 9 likes
  18. 22 Sep 2015

    Someone please explain to the children in my neighborhood that it is creepy to sit outside my house and stare in the window

    1 reply 3 likes
  19. Jul 23

    And you gave something to think about.....

    For , I wrote about horror novels featuring creepy children and what they say about us as parents:
    2 likes
  20. Jul 20

    So true!! 🐶🐕🐩❤❤❤

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