#WhenImarrymyself

#WhenIMarryMyself I'll keep things fresh with porn. Lots and lots of porn. My fiance loves porn.

Absurd Anti-Gay Group’s Tweet Sparks #WhenIMarryMyself Twitterstorm http://tinyurl.com/km3gdnp 

I hope Myself isn't crushed to learn that Myself won't be a virgin on Myself's wedding night. #WhenIMarryMyself

#WhenIMarryMyself I'll get to make medical decisions for myself because I myself will be myself's immediate next of kin. Myself! @nomupdate

#WhenIMarryMyself things will start to fall apart once I give the "It's not me, it's me" speech.

#WhenIMarryMyself who's going to clean the house?

#WhenIMarryMyself I'm signing a prenup because I don't trust myself.

#WhenIMarryMyself I'm going to ask @briansbrown to walk me down the aisle and I'm going to legally compel @PeterLaBarbera to be flower girl.

#WhenIMarryMyself everyone who's ever told me to go fuck myself will finally be satisfied. @NOMupdate

#WhenIMarryMyself hot damn fuck city

#WhenIMarryMyself I won't get jealous when my spouse checks out other dudes. @briansbrown

This one goes out to the kids at @nomupdate... some easy listening while you work on your resumes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzoazPPC7b8 … #WhenIMarryMyself

Oops I forgot to save myself for my wedding night #WhenIMarryMyself

#whenimarrymyself I'm going to hyphenate my name. Lorkowski-Lorkowski.

People have been telling me to go screw myself for years, might as well put a ring on it. #WhenIMarryMyself

#WhenIMarryMyself I'll be the man in the relationship.

#whenimarrymyself my friends will tell me I'm not good enough for me