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  1. 15 Oct 2015

    this had me dying for weeekss

    26 retweets 21 likes
  2. 11 Jan 2017

    it's like I can feel the cold but I'm not cold

    2 likes
  3. 13 Feb 2017

    like but it's actually

    2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
  4. 4 Dec 2015

    Fish are just birds in the eyes of a crab

    2 retweets 2 likes
  5. 25 Jan 2016

    last one I promise...

    1 retweet 2 likes
  6. 26 Aug 2016

    lukewarm

    1 reply 3 likes
  7. 7 Dec 2015

    Why do we celebrate Christmas if Jesus was Jewish?

    1 like
  8. 14 Jan 2016

    If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim in land?

    1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
  9. May 4

    make it happen again

    Random Person: I Don’t Know Who You Are Jaden: Me Either
  10. 22 Jan 2016

    What are W's...but upside down M's?...

    4 likes
  11. 28 Nov 2015

    The universe is probably deterministic.

    4 replies 8 likes
  12. 1 Nov 2015

    Clothing stores are just big walk in closets....

    13 likes
  13. 19 Oct 2015

    If you're waiting for the waiter... Are you the waiter?

    2 retweets 4 likes
  14. 14 Mar 2017

    A penis is called a "cock" & girls are called "Chicks" is this why having sex is called "Getting Laid"?

    1 reply 3 retweets 19 likes
  15. 7 Jul 2016

    why do we 'bake' cookies and 'cook' bacon?

    1 reply 4 retweets 16 likes
  16. 20 Oct 2015

    If the first man on the moon was put there by accident then what's the purpose of us all?

    3 likes
  17. 7 Dec 2015

    Every Time I See A Tweet Like This With Everything Starting In Capitals, I Always Read It In A Stupid Voice

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  18. 1 Nov 2015

    If Right Twix makes the right bar and Left Twix makes the left bar then who makes The fun size?

    3 likes
  19. 12 Dec 2015

    if the plural of foot is feet then the plural boot is beet

    3 retweets 6 likes
  20. 9 Nov 2015

    🕳 Is this a hole in the ground or one in the ceiling?

    1 reply 3 retweets 5 likes

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