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  2. May 3

    BREAKING: Prince Philip's last words at Buckingham Palace: "I can rest in peace given the knighthood from Tony Abbott" ?

  3. May 3

    New rule: Jed keeps signing checks & stays out of the spotlight until he's holding the 49ers 6th Lombardi & not a minute before.

  4. May 3

    "Parents worry about scarring their kids for life. I didn't scar you for life, did I?" "No Mom. The car did that."

  5. May 3
  6. Apr 27

    And I thought Lawrence high was a bad school , at least we ain't got teachers fucking on students , oh wait ...

  7. May 3

    Party is all over and we go another year without collapsing off a second story deck

  8. May 1
  9. May 1

    Prom is over! Moving on to the next...graduation.

  10. May 3

    I'm not sure if I believe Kurt Cobain anymore, when he says he doesn't have a gun.

  11. May 3

    Testing the sirens we never used when people were getting STABBED on campus.

  12. Apr 30

    "Knock, Knock, Knockin' Out Dumbledore" This still feels

  13. May 2

    Had my phone cord wrapped around my neck. Dad took one look at me and said, "Damn son don't pull a Hernandez on me." 💀💀💀

  14. May 1
  15. May 3

    Damn Brandon Roy is still getting season ending injuries this many years into retirement?!

  16. May 2

    I thought it was a thoughtful tweet. Lost four followers.

  17. May 3

    Wait, Prince Phillip was alive?

  18. Apr 29

    Pray for my boy , ain't nothing wrong with him he just got in a little side swipe action. ?

  19. Apr 29

    Woke up this am and realized by the time I got to work next week...

  20. Apr 30

    "So Denise, what do you think about your man being a filthy match fixer?" ?

  21. Apr 26

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