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  1. 25 Jul 2012

    Texts from Michelle Obama

  2. 25 Jul 2012

    "Umm...I thought you were picking the kids up.."

  3. 25 Jul 2012

    Hil, three cups, two girls, Get down here? .

  4. I can teach you how to "Dougie".

  5. 22 Dec 2016

    Thanks Michelle! I too am a fan of a nice bitmoji ??

  6. 25 Jul 2012

    "What does Ann Romney mean when she says "YOU PEOPLE"?

  7. 25 Jul 2012

    Mom, no you don't need to get a Twitter.

  8. 25 Jul 2012

    hey Hill, how many calories in a Bud Light?

  9. 25 Jul 2012

    Is there a Target nearby?

  10. OMG. Texts from FLOTUS

  11. 26 Jul 2012

    Don't you dare hack this phone Rupert!

  12. 25 Jul 2012

    hey hubby, how much longer until you tweet with the hashtag ? First Husband Of the United States!

  13. 25 Jul 2012

    This could get fun:

  14. 25 Jul 2012

    "Let's get this party started..I know I have Toby Keith's" Red Solo Cup" somewhere on here"

  15. 25 Jul 2012

    Bey, I'm not worried about Kim K. I know we're besties.

  16. 25 Jul 2012

    Hey Rom you're barackin up the wrong tree.lol.

  17. 25 Jul 2012

    2 parts Vodka, 1 part Peach Schnaps, OJ and Cranberry. SEX ON THE BEACH!

  18. 25 Jul 2012

    Hil, let me show you how to work a meme, girlfriend! .

  19. 25 Jul 2012

    Hey Corp, I'm using the cup like I promised. Now when's the endorsement coming for ?

  20. 25 Jul 2012

    It seems like this TT is being powered by conservatives -_-

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