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  1. 6 Nov 2015

    Hoping that tonight's screening is quick and efficient:

  2. 30 Aug 2015

    Just waited an extra 10 minutes at security because an old lady wanted to take Tostitos cheese on the plane.

  3. 29 Sep 2014

    Having to explain to that you are the Technology Student Association, not Transportation Security Administration

    1 retweet
  4. 20 Jun 2014

    Today was the first in a long time I wasn't 'randomly' selected to be searched or have the bomb residue test...

  5. 18 Jun 2014

    Screener calls for bag check. agent chatters happily with coworker while unzipping pockets, never actually looks in bag.

  6. 18 Jun 2014

    "Does TSA let Chuck Norris fly on airplanes even though his whole body is a weapon?" -Joshua Richard Evans

  7. In reply to
    17 Jun 2014

    Nooooo not to Mini-Me!!! “: Another day another flight. ”

  8. 17 Jun 2014

    Another reason to RT : Another day another flight.

    1 retweet 1 like
  9. 16 Jun 2014

    🙊 RT : Another day another flight.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  10. 16 Jun 2014

    TSA just threw away my Curry Mustard from Stone Brewery. No gift for mom.

  11. 16 Jun 2014

    I don't fly anymore b/c of this nonsense RT Another day another flight.

    62 retweets 45 likes
  12. 16 Jun 2014

    TSA=Troyer Squeezing Agency RT : Another day another flight.

    30 retweets 13 likes
  13. 16 Jun 2014

    they hate us for our freedom RT : Another day another flight.

  14. 16 Jun 2014

    He was a Dr. Evil clone after all. -Shuasage

  15. 16 Jun 2014

    I guess TSA forgot he was good guy at the end of Goldmember RT Another day another flight.

  16. In reply to
    16 Jun 2014

    RT : Another day another flight. I think he was cking to see if I wiped this morning.

  17. 16 Jun 2014

    Why Are TSA Agents Up Verne Troyer's Butt?: Another day another flight. —...

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