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  1. 31 Jul 2013

    So let me get this straight. You're not ok with eating at but you're ok with killing babies.

    5 retweets
  2. 10 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    I sure hope the KKK doesn't come out and say they love cookies, people love cookies.

  3. 31 Jul 2013

    Next thing you know, we'll need for cookies.

    1 retweet
  4. 31 Jul 2013

    That's one small step for cookies, but one giant leap for all cookiekind.

  5. 31 Jul 2013

    Some of these tweets kill me. "Cookie" is what my wife's family politely calls lady parts.

  6. 31 Jul 2013

    These are not the cookies you're looking for.

    2 retweets
  7. 19 Jun 2017

    is one of my favorite people on twitter and not just because of .

    1 like
  8. 31 Jul 2013

    If Pat McCrory really wanted to offend, he would've given protesters Lady Fingers.

    1 like
  9. 27 May 2014

    Any attempt to feed them would be treated like the the Gov. offered, @TheModernSouth. You know that.

  10. 3 Jun 2020

    How dealt with protesters at the mansion:

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  11. 31 Jul 2013

    I don't want to mix religion & politics but Jesus probably would've offered his detractors too.

    1 retweet
  12. 11 Jan 2019

    Some yummy gingerbread cookies by bruschettapanda

  13. 16 May 2018
    Replying to and

    That's an apt description. Add that to the phrases you've coined, Man. 🤨

    2 likes
  14. 5 May 2016

    It'll never top .

    . sends cake from to House majority leader
  15. 31 Jul 2013

    Brought 2 cookies to work w/lunch. It's obvious this puts me in the ranks of the wealthy. NC needs cookie reform.

    2 replies 3 retweets
  16. 31 Jul 2013
    Replying to

    If you want to see more signs of the local misogyny and disrespect, follow and :-(

    1 reply
  17. 14 Jan 2019

    These days, what I wouldn't give for the simplicity of . cc:

    2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
  18. 31 Jul 2013

    Did u get permission 2 use those hashtags? MT 1st, came 4 Samoas, but I said nothing

    1 reply
  19. 3 Jun 2020

    Has Cooper considered bringing them ?

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    Protesters chanting for Governor Roy Cooper to come out. Taari Coleman, one of the lead organizers of the event just said she’s trying to find out what specifically needs to be done to get Cooper to do so.
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  20. 29 May 2014

    She DID call that news conference.......RT : + = Unhappy FLOTUS?

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