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  1. 28 Jul 2010

    RT : Why is calling Bush a Nazi 'free speech', but calling you a Socialist 'Racism'?

  2. 27 Jul 2010

    Lettuce be clear: which _is_ your favorite vegetable in Michelle's gorgeous garden?

  3. 28 Jul 2010

    Can you give us the exact date we should start pretending Charlie Rangel never existed?

  4. 27 Jul 2010

    "I have a fly on my left breast. Would you kill it for me?" -Whoopi to Obama

  5. 28 Jul 2010

    RT : 'Who do your kids "baby-sit" for; do they demand to be paid a living wage?'

  6. 27 Jul 2010

    RT : What exactly was the dream of your father? To knock up some young chick and split?

  7. 28 Jul 2010

    Which jerk's face will you kick off Mount Rushmore in order to make room for yours?

  8. 27 Jul 2010

    Have you ever considered having a beer summit with all the other dictators of the world?

  9. 28 Jul 2010

    A fun trending topic on Twitter:

  10. 28 Jul 2010

    You're so awesomely awesome. Do you realize how awesome you are?

  11. 27 Jul 2010

    RT : Who can bench press more? You or Michelle?

  12. 28 Jul 2010

    "I know we've settled the issue of secession, but could we dismiss Arizona from the union?"

  13. 28 Jul 2010

    "So how many seats will Democrats gain in the House and Senate this November?"

  14. 28 Jul 2010

    RT : Where are you vacationing in September, when you get back from your August vacations?

  15. 28 Jul 2010

    RT 'Is Shirley Sherrod still the new Rosa Parks?'

  16. 27 Jul 2010

    LOL! RT : Why are dose wascawwy wepubwicans always wunning awound kwiticizing you? ~Barbara Walters

  17. 27 Jul 2010

    We buried the questions in 5000 pages of legislation the public never got to see.

  18. 28 Jul 2010

    "Have you ever had to call the police on Sheila Jackson-Lee for stalking you?"

  19. 28 Jul 2010

    Don't you think it would be a good idea if EVERY American were a union member?

  20. 27 Jul 2010

    When will you repeal presidential term limits?? We can't live without you!!

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