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  1. May 10

    A little for your Wednesday ;)

  2. May 9

    If it's nada bus then what is it? 😂😂

  3. May 12

    I have too much time on my hand...

  4. May 10

    My favourite of last week's :-D

  5. May 8

    Two vegans were arguing about if they should call their argument a 'beef' or not.

  6. 45 minutes ago

    12-year-old Ohio State fan Grant Reed nicknamed the tumor in his brain "Michigan"... then he .

  7. 1 hour ago

    went to the hairdresser's today; lost ten pounds in the process

  8. 1 hour ago

    why u do this to me whyfi

  9. 2 hours ago

    wishing all those who mother in diverse ways a day of love

  10. 3 hours ago
    Replying to

    Dr: what happens? Me : a dog bit me? Dr: where? Me: at the intersection.

  11. 3 hours ago

    9gag ・・・ I'm blue ba da de da ba die. Follow 9gag

  12. 3 hours ago

    Some like fiction, other non-fiction. I like cook books the best. They're always filled with such stirring events!

  13. 4 hours ago

    As capitulate to -e,no -dit could have predicted this dismal show.Nor the -ters !Sorry for !

  14. May 13

    Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.... Then it's a soap opera.

  15. May 13
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  18. May 11

    If any aliens are on Twitter and are planning to come to earth disguised as humans: don't come as a woman. 🚫 This body hurts too much.

  19. May 10

    I'm a little bit wooly on the details... baaaaaad

  20. May 10

    If you need help building an ark, I Noah guy.

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