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  1. May 1
  2. 23 hours ago

    Q is singing in her sleep. Wouldn't be so disturbing if it wasn't a song about drunk hookups and she wasn't 8.

  3. May 12

    My kids call each other bargearse.

  4. May 11

    Oh man, after that match and the way this Spurs game is going, it's going to be hard to get to sleep tonight.

  5. May 10
  6. 4 hours ago

    Road trip home from college w/ & I heard all of albums. I can answer any trivia question . .

  7. 5 hours ago

    and better bring the house down @ . They deserve it. ?

  8. 6 hours ago

    EXAMPLE: AND I COULD HAVE DOGGY DOUBLE DATES!

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  9. 7 hours ago

    THIS WAS WAITING FOR ME AT MY MOMS. HE WAS MY FAVORITE AS A KID. ID BE HONORED TO BE YOUR , !

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  10. May 13

    EXAMPLE: AND I WOULD BE THE TYPE OF COUPLE THAT WOULD GET EACH OTHER THIS ANNIVERSARY CARD...AND LOVE IT.

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  11. May 13

    EXAMPLE: SAYS THE WORD, THIS HAPPENS. ONLY AFTER WE EXPLORE THE G SPOT TOGETHER, THOUGH. FAIR IS FAIR!

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  12. May 13

    EXAMPLE: IM RUNNING OUT OF SHIT TO SAY TO BUT IM STILL TRYING. WHY? BECAUSE TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL!

  13. May 13

    EXAMPLE: BREAKING THE LAW IN ILLINOIS TO SEND THESE HOME RUNS. ID GO TO JAIL FOR W/O SEEING NIP ONE YET.

  14. May 13

    EXAMPLE: OBVIOUSLY LIKES BUFFY. THAT GIRL IS SO GOD DAMN GOOD LOOKING IT SLAYS ME.

  15. May 13

    EXAMPLE: LOVES TO DRINK. AND IM A FUCK GREAT DESIGNATED DRIVER.

  16. May 13
  17. May 13

    I know it's still early in the year but do you think vs from last night could be a contender?

  18. May 12

    I hope you remember this Will Ospreay/Jay White match at the end of the year as a possible for 2017. Very nice.

  19. May 12
  20. May 12

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