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  2. 13 hours ago

    Been reading my kindle so much lately that just now I went to start reading a new book, an actual book, turned my light off and realized my new book didn’t light up and I had to turn the light back on.

  3. Sep 7

    When you take an Uber home from the airport… Then realize you drove your car there and it’s sitting in the parking garage!!!

  4. 13 hours ago
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    Did you truly need a press clipping to know this is why he came back? $500k reasons

  5. 15 hours ago

    learning how to deflate the balls just right

  6. 7 hours ago

    Amazon asked if I wanted to thank the sender?? Lmao no no no no no, the sender should be thanking me for the opportunity

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  7. 2 minutes ago

    OMG! Just figured it out! You have to have your iPad set to Spanish and then Swift just knows to show the app in Spanish...genius.

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  8. 19 hours ago

    Ha. You're both nice guys. And I like John, I really do. Miss Tubbs, but still. Alcohol & Twitter don't mix well. But still, that was a bad tweet. Just !

  9. Sep 6

    On the way home...which would you stop the dial on? Too easy for me.

  10. 11 hours ago

    The entire universe was created by Jesus and for Jesus ...

  11. 2 hours ago
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    That moment when you try to be clever on Twitter but misspell the word Browns. Smh

  12. 24 hours ago

    Happy 18th bday!!!!❤️ thx for being my best friend!!! I LOVE U FOREVER🤩🤩😇💛 thx for all the mems👑🌻

  13. 2 hours ago
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    Well Ty, you sent the whole opposite side of the house to the jury...they know you're the "mastermind" now, so therefore you are not winning the big $. The entire game doesnt mean anything if you dont have the jury on your side.

  14. 21 hours ago
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    Waiting for you

  15. Sep 8
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    Look at the post right above yours with the video of Serena with her arm around Naomi.

  16. 3 hours ago

    Sitting dreaming away to this session, and I have I only just noticed that the 6 logo is a record on a record player. It’s on my telly screen all day every day.

  17. Sep 8

    Wrestled tonight in the main event Cause it’s a main event anywhere in the world !! ..

  18. Sep 8
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    You don't have to root for them. It's a choice not an obligation.

  19. 10 hours ago

    Yes, and makes you cringe a bit when the reporter asks if he’s looking forward to “hitting some quarterbacks.”🙄

  20. Sep 5
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    Exposes self to toxic smoke for a shoe burning

  21. 12 hours ago

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