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  1. 24 Jan 2014
  2. 24 Jan 2014

    Wait, these tweets are hysterical. Best thing to happen to twitter in days 😂

  3. 24 Jan 2014

    Asking for double meat on my Subway sandwich because I

  4. 24 Jan 2014

    wearing a short skirt and 'asking for it' cause I'M the one who !

  5. 24 Jan 2014

    . wins the internet today

  6. 24 Jan 2014

    Hey what do you suggest I do if I ?

  7. Bad news: vagina-whisperer is onto us. He knows the truth about us ladies. :(

  8. 26 Jan 2014

    Still in bed because I . Wishing Uncle Sugar would bring me some coffee!

  9. 24 Jan 2014

    Turning everything my boyfriend says into a sexual innuendo because I

  10. 24 Jan 2014

    This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard

  11. 24 Jan 2014

    Making a penis cake.

  12. 24 Jan 2014

    david tennant makes me want to have sex all over the place

  13. 24 Jan 2014

    Grabbing stranger's butts because I

  14. 24 Jan 2014

    Addressing my man as Meat Stick because

  15. 24 Jan 2014

    Sausage for breakfast, bananas for lunch and cucumbers for dinner

  16. 24 Jan 2014

    Scheduling pointless meetings with every man at work because I

  17. Craving a hot dog & some hot grinding for breakfast

  18. Walking past a mcdonalds and sees a chicken nugget

  19. 24 Jan 2014

    Because I I'll take my free birth control with a bottle of wine tonight...

  20. 24 Jan 2014

    Craving a latte but afraid to walk into Starbucks because I

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