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  1. 16 Jun 2017

    To whoever just subscribed my email accts (family, work, obsolete) to multiple promotional & fan newsletters: It's. Not. Funny.

    1,215 replies 2,247 retweets 11,508 likes
  2. 12 Jun 2017

    Depends - have you protected them from nickelback?

    Was thinking of reading your book, but then I remember that my kids are Canadian. So I guess it's irrelevant to their adulthood?
    18 replies 39 retweets 348 likes
  3. 2 Jun 2017

    Is it Nickelback?

    Analysis: America’s No. 1 song isn’t in English. That doesn’t happen often.
    32 replies 49 retweets 315 likes
  4. 26 May 2017

    cc:

    Replying to @FauxPelini @BenSasse
    I've never understood Canadia.
    6 replies 3 retweets 37 likes
  5. 18 May 2017

    looks like Orrin wants more Nickelback lyrics...

    "Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh." - 's favorite band.
    64 replies 183 retweets 1,226 likes
  6. 17 May 2017

    "I have Nickelback tickets"

    ruin a first date in four words
    115 replies 770 retweets 3,677 likes
  7. 17 May 2017

    Thanks to those of you who bought the book this week. I'm v. grateful. To the rest of you: Hunker down for incoming Nickelback lyrics...

    Congratulations ! The Vanishing American Adult is the #1 bestselling hardcover book in the nation.
    1,074 replies 368 retweets 2,272 likes
  8. 16 May 2017

    The cat in the hat is currently on tour with Nickelback and unavailable to comment

    Outselling Dr. Seuss right now. Not bad
    10 replies 15 retweets 116 likes
  9. 14 May 2017

    actually a "recommended bundle" on Amazon. (Conversely if u try to buy VanishingAmericanAdult + nickelback album, u r assessed $87 penalty)

    You know you’re nailing this parenting thing when the kids get you the book for Mother’s Day and a t-shirt for your birthday.
    6 replies 13 retweets 155 likes
  10. 12 May 2017

    No. It absolutely does not mean that. You people are all still 100% on the hook to buy this thing or I'm tweetstorming Nickelback lyrics.

    Replying to @BenSasse
    does this mean we're off the hook from nickleback lyrics for now
    28 replies 25 retweets 184 likes
  11. 27 Apr 2017

    Thank you for sparing everyone from Nickelback lyrics for another day...

    Excellent review on what looks to be an excellent book. I'll be pre-ordering this one. Thank you, .
    2 replies 4 retweets 25 likes
  12. 25 Apr 2017

    if it weren't for Nickelback, there'd be no risk of a trade war

    Wow, we're really getting aggressive about our policy toward Canada
    28 replies 57 retweets 265 likes
  13. 25 Apr 2017

    I think I've been clear: If you don't buy my book, I'm gonna start tweeting Nickelback lyrics. To make it to stop:

    Replying to @JaredRizzi
    Nah. That's actually 's most ridiculous album purchase. He's a huge fan though - so that's a whole other problem.
    176 replies 110 retweets 742 likes
  14. 1 Feb 2017

    Some people (the best people, actually) are saying that the Cable Guy has a Nickelback tattoo...

    Senator Ben Sasse and Larry the Cable Guy are arguing about Nickelback on Twitter. America is already great.
    9 replies 27 retweets 104 likes
  15. 1 Feb 2017

    on a related note, somebody just signed me up for Nickelback's mailing list...

    Replying to @BenSasse
    this puts me in a precarious position. on one hand, I can't agree with the Senator. On the other hand, I cant support Nickelback
    20 replies 18 retweets 120 likes
  16. 17 Oct 2016

    Keep 'em coming. Let's make a full list... **despises Husker football **once attended a Nickelback concert ** **

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    105 replies 26 retweets 177 likes
  17. 28 Jan 2016

    RT": ? What is Nickelback"

    3 replies 10 retweets 26 likes
  18. 27 Jan 2016

    Such an exaggeration (I've only done this 2x) Dude in Iowa following Cruz around accusing him of liking Nickelback

    16 replies 52 retweets 110 likes
  19. 14 Jan 2016

    The first candidate that promises an exec order deporting Nickelback has my endorsement:

    Map of people in America who want to ban Nickelback
    4 replies 28 retweets 61 likes

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