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    30 minutes ago

    I had like three things to do and then I read "Haroombe" and forgot everything else existed

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  3. 39 minutes ago

    V pleased to have on today covering the toll activism takes on black mental health:

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  4. 1 hour ago

    Tried to form an armistice between the dog and Haroombe via a mutually adored stuffed moose; it did not go well

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  5. 13 hours ago

    Be suspicious abt men who own no books by women but also be suspicious of men whose fave is by a woman. Actually just be suspicious of men.

    1 retweet 22 likes
  6. 15 hours ago

    I know I said I'd never cave to a Harambe joke but I don't think there's anything else I can name the Roomba now

    Haroombe
    1 retweet 11 likes
  7. Sep 1

    Why is 's brother still pretending he's black & using his sister's Harvard rejection to shill his book

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    Aug 31

    making tonight! ❤️

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  9. Aug 31

    The best thing about Twitter is that you can mute people you don't follow, which means I don't have to listen to white feminists evangelize

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  10. Aug 30

    Regular reminder to editors telling POC stories & assigning beauty standard challenging lists: black people aren't the only people of color

    1 retweet 13 likes
  11. Aug 30

    I guess that's one way to address a shockingly white masthead

    "the first time WIRED (or any other magazine) has been guest-edited by a sitting president."
    1 retweet 8 likes
  12. Aug 30

    My mom gave me this set of Indian coasters and literally it's just men doing drugs and gods tryna group smash

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  13. Aug 30

    GUYS. It is always sneak peek and NEVER sneak peak. You are professional writers at fancy millennial publications. You can do this. I swear.

    5 retweets 21 likes
  14. Aug 29

    All I want is a buzzer that blares The Wanted's "Glad You Came" every time a dude finishes without getting you off too

    2 retweets 16 likes
  15. Aug 28

    Very late to the Food Inc party is anything safe, is grass fed beef and free range chickens safe, is anything edible I'm panicking & hungry

    1 retweet 8 likes
  16. Aug 27

    I liked Sully more when Denzel Washington was in it

    2 retweets 9 likes
  17. Aug 27

    Just want to be old enough that cellphone kiosk guys in the mall stop trying to make lecherous small talk

    1 retweet 8 likes
  18. Aug 26

    I saw that I was added to the Good Pets of Twitter list by , so I feel morally obligated to share this

    2 retweets 46 likes
  19. Aug 26

    How creepy is it to make a Twitter list of people whose pets I like I need a pure feed to peruse when everything is garbage ty

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  20. Aug 26

    Karl Malone is ready for basketball season!!

    5 retweets 52 likes
  21. Aug 23

    The way I know I'm getting old is that not a single Harambe joke has been funny to me, the Internet is weird

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