The Lord of the Rings is a celibate series about a bunch of dudes who don't fuck and one king who feels like over-the-top guilty about fucking
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Wildly volcel except Legolas who has no genitals just a glowing orb (as discussed in Silmarillion)
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sam for sure gets with that bartender after tho, right?
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Officials Tolkien never addressed this but emotionally I know hobbits don't reproduce via sex, they literally plant their seed like they're growing potatoes
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This feels 100% correct
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