sean mcgowan

@seanmacgo

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Chicago, IL
seanmcgowanwrites.com
Joined March 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Mar 2017

    man i hope some new tweets come out today

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  2. 12 hours ago

    face app STOLE my app idea where you input your credit card information and are mailed a gloss stock photo of an old person advice??!!?!!

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  3. Retweeted
    Jul 12

    This is yet another prime example of Bay Area wealth disparities coming to a head in a truly flabbergasting, dehumanizing fashion: Oakland real estate developer plans on shooting dollar bills over a homeless encampment in hopes of getting them to leave.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    After today, I'm beginning to think people might be mad if I advertised my GoFundMe to get the Stranger Things kids to seal me in a barrel and push me over Niagra Falls.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jul 7

    The Google Maps user demands options, from dangling the man above a pack of wild dogs, to launching him across the Bering Strait in a slingshot. (by Sean McGowan)

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  6. Jul 7

    the kids who used to cover their ears during fire drills in school are now adults

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  7. Jul 7

    video evidence the USWNT also calls budweisers “bud heavys”

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    Crystal Dunn (World Cup champion left back!) is a damn national treasure.
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  8. Jul 7

    the referees should also give out cards that say “great job kicking” or maybe “congrats on not using your arms for 2 hours”

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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    I think the scariest part about an earthquake is the possibility of it causing you to accidentally like a Jonny Sun tweet [half my followers get mad at me] Listen, he's a divisive figure, and for the purposes of this joke, he works. You know that comedy is mostly Mad Libs

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  10. Jul 3

    people say that if something is easy, everyone would do it. well news flash sucker i don’t do easy things all the time

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  11. Jul 3

    if you’re gonna be a trapeze artist, toupees are pretty much off limits

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  12. Jun 30

    big plant guy

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  13. Jun 29

    damn i thought it went the other way

    Construction of the Eiffel Tower, 1887-89
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  14. Jun 29

    self care day! telling stress “sis, you’re cancelled” by getting in the tub with a few bath bombs, having a glass of wine, ignoring the cries of my newborn child

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  15. Jun 28

    the rolling stones have come out as the latest band to demand the trump campaign stop using their toothbrushes

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  16. Jun 27

    “oh, and another thing...drop the ‘the’—just ‘Sonic Hedgehog’”

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  17. Jun 27

    there are lots of ways to make dishes dirty. you don’t have to eat off them

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  18. Jun 27

    a while back michael challenged himself to write 2014 pieces on one of his favorite video games, Thief: 2014. he is 81 deep and showing no signs of stopping. it is a project that has undergone strange mutations and we should all be scared/excited

    I just published Developer Update #3
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  19. Jun 26

    i’m just going to do the safe thing and vote for whoever speaks last

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  20. Jun 26

    “aw gee whiz Mister Luongo, you’re the bestest, most winningest goalie in the whole wide world!”

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  21. Jun 26

    the word ‘winningest’ is great bc it always makes the speaker sound like a sweet shy little boy with rosy red cheeks

    Roberto Luongo () is entering retirement as the third-winningest goaltender in NHL history.
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