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Sean Kent
@seankent
Comedian currently on tour. as seen on Showtime, Comedy Central, NBC, A&E and more. Winner of both San Fran and Seattle Comedy Competitions.
Austin, TXyoutube.com/seankentcomicJoined November 2008

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I live in Texas and lost power last night when it was below freezing. I also didn’t vote for Greg Abbott. I feel like someone who did vote for him should come over and apologize to me.
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We already live in a fascist society. But the corporations run it, not the politicians. They’re just puppets.
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Weird that Peter Safran keeps saying that Superman stands for “The American way” when DC swapped that for “A better tomorrow” years ago. Is he even familiar with the comics?
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SUPERMAN: LEGACY announced by #DCStudios, written by James Gunn, coming to theatres July 11, 2025. #SupermanLegacy #DCU
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So...the decision to shoot down the thing was done on Weds. We monitored it, jammed its sensors, and gained intel on its capabilities, waited until it was out range where a crash could cause civilian harm, shot it down, and this is what is causing a million MAGAs to lose it.
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Anybody else not give a toss about the NFL? I feel so alienated during Super Bowl week when everyone and everything is telling me how important the game is. I haven’t watched the sport in 20 years. Too slow. Too many stoppages of play.
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Sorry but I gotta laugh at Chelsea spending mountains of money this season and still drawing 0-0 with Fulham. 😂😂😂
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My wife and kids in Texas have been without power for two days. Greg Abbott is nowhere to be seen and I’m pretty sure Ted Cruz is on Orbitz looking for flights to Cancun. Because that’s the kind of “leadership” we’ve come to expect here.
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5.1 billion? Lolololol. Marge is gonna be giving us good content by embarrassing herself consistently for the next two years.
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Greene: Can you tell me how much money went to CRT? Dodaro: CRT? Greene: It’s a racist curriculum used to teach children that somehow their white skin not equal to black skin and other things
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Please let it be Nimrata is leaving public life to spend more time thinking up fake Americanized names.
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My family and I have a big announcement to share with you on February 15th! And yes, it’s definitely going to be a Great Day in South Carolina! 👊 🇺🇸 Be sure to RSVP here: bit.ly/40nAWGw
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Jesus. Really slamming everyone who worked on this movie. Not cool.
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Peter Safran says that "Batgirl" was "not releasable." "I actually think that [president and CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery David] Zaslav and the team made a very bold and courageous decision to cancel it because it would have hurt DC." bit.ly/3Ygl9Yt
Really wish Bernardo Silva could get his dream move. Better for him and better for Barca and City.
I’ve said before that medical “conservatives” treat vaccine side effects as a fate worse than death. This has forced them to drastically contradict themselves on a frequent basis. A collection of their blatant double-speak below.
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Because you can get both of those from a cold. Not sure why that’s weird for her to assume.
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We're at the weird stage now. Yasmin Vossoughian was fully vaccinated, developed pericarditis & myocarditis, and now blames a cold for her new health troubles. Also, probably has shamed someone recently for not following the science.
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Jfc Megyn, my dad was a PHD professor and went by Dr. Kent professionally. In fact everyone at his college with a PHD did because they’re doctors. It’s a word with more than one use. Like “small”, as it can be the size of something or describe how you’re acting right now.
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Announcers for this Eagles-49ers game just spotted the First Lady in a box and of course call her “Dr. Jill Biden.” Wonder if she realizes what a wannabe she looks like insisting on this fake title. Get a real MD or just work on your self-esteem.
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I haven’t watched the Tyre Nichols video because I don’t think I can handle it. But it’s been described to me multiple times. Those cops all need to go to jail for life and we need NATIONWIDE police reform.
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Call me old-fashioned but the music video of Sam Smith being pissed on by other men should probably have an age restriction.
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This some dark, Nazi shit and he should lose his medical license.
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2. Death is a loss but living too long is also a loss. It leaves most of us debilitated and unable to contribute to society. We are no longer remembered as being vibrant and engaged, but instead as feeble and ineffectual. thetimes.co.uk/article/zeke-e
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So true. Simeone lacks the guts to play attacking football and has never trusted his players.
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Diego Simeone will never change. Atlético Madrid have played fantastically intense, attacking football tonight - unusual for them this season - but with 30 minutes remaining Cholo hauls off Álvaro Morata for Axel Witsel.
Would you believe that egg prices are higher because a giant company decided they could make more profit by raising prices and blaming "bird flu" and "inflation" rather than anything to do with bird flu or anything else
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Y’all, Daddy’s drinking again. ⬇️
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Anthony Fauci repeatedly LIED to the American people about Covid. He got FILTHY RICH during the pandemic. EVERYTHING he’s done will be investigated. We will leave NO STONE unturned!
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How the hell was that not a penalty when they kicked Grealish’s leg out in the penalty box? This ref is horrible. For both teams honestly.
Here we go again. Another Sunday in America. Yesterday, I was on calling out those who pursue the goals of an industry that allows this to happen. Stop listening to them and work with us to prevent the next one.
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BREAKING: Bombshell Brett Kavanaugh documentary debuts at Sundance. Remember, the FBI received 4500 tips on Brett Kavanaugh. FOIA request revealed 100s of pages deleted -- and over 1000 tips were redacted COMPLETELY. What is everyone hiding about Kavanaugh?
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You mean the vaccine Trump rolled out during Operation Warp Speed? I thought you licked up everything he did with delight, Eva.
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I demand an IMMEDIATE investigation into Covid vaccines and the dramatic increase of people dying suddenly! This can no longer be ignored and is NOT political. twitter.com/RSBNetwork/sta…
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“Pillow Guy becomes leading nationalist fanatic” is now part of our country’s written history. We are headed downhill at speed.
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Next up at Trump’s memorial service for Diamond of Diamond & Silk is Mike Lindell, who opens with a prayer thanking God for delivering Donald Trump to the nation to fight this epic battle of good and evil for us. Amen.
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This would destroy the economy. I would just stop buying things.
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Republicans are now trying to shift taxes from the wealthy to the middle class by imposing a 30% national sales tax on everything you buy— groceries, cars, homes, health care, tuition. They’re calling it the “Fair Tax Act” because they think taxes on the wealthy are unfair.
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Hey, kids! It's your old buddy Steve King telling you that if they ban a book in your school, haul your ass to the nearest bookstore or library ASAP and find out what they don't want you to read.
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