Or pay her to write fluffy sunshine-and-unicorns musicals
Since everything @miragrant writes comes true, and I am @miragrant, I think the US government should start paying me not to write anything under her byline.
The "no more global pandemics" silence package starts at $5 million a year. A bargain at twice the price!
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Have I missed some killer-mermaid news?
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I would support this.
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I support this! I just started Feed last night and I can’t put it down.
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The joy that awaits you!
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Campaign for Mira Grant to write a series about wolfcloak-style werewolves, make my childhood dreams come true
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