a nice callback from kojima in that death stranding trailer
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zelda: hey link you're back early
link: basement's haunted
zelda: what?
link: *loading a pistol and getting back on epona* basement's haunted
oh wow, the new Animal Crossing went a direction i wasn't expecting
normal people: wow final fantasy xiv seems nea-
final fantasy xiv fans, feral, screaming, tearing apart their surroundings: TWO DYES TWO DYES TWO DYES
Elden Ring rules bc i've ridden around a sizeable chunk of the map and still haven't beat Margarita
too busy exploring this sick academy filled with Burger King masks
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's wet
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *grabbing a bucket and a mop and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's wet
Nintendo fans: mad about short direct, begging for news
me, the SMT fan:
live shot of the Nintendo publicist on the other side of that zoom call with Chris Pratt
oh hell yeah it's time to reread bodybuilding forum's How Many Days in a Week
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the best Sakurai Presents is still the one where he sat everyone down for a history lesson on The King of Fighters
PR: they want to know how tall the vampire lady is
Dev1: uhh idk
Dev2: no clue
PR: does anyone here know
Dev3, peering out from a dark room: ..... with or without hat and heels
Kazuma Kiryu
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Who is the best modern role model men have for masculinity right now?
Update: American University's players tell us they haven't been banned yet for their 'Free Hong Kong Boycott Blizzard' sign, though they expect it.
"...we agreed to hold a sign on broadcast because it would force Blizzard to either cut the camera or spread our message."
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Collegiate Hearthstone Players Hold Up 'Free Hong Kong Boycott Blizzard' Sign During Match dlvr.it/RFr6GB
me on Ellen
Ellen: so I heard you like Danganronpa
me: hehe ya
*multiple robot bears appear from nowhere, strapping me into an unnecessarily complex death machine thematic to my failings as a person*
me: omg you didn’t
people who dislike BOTW's weapon degradation are people who finish RPGs with 2000 unused potions in their backpack, "just in case"
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It's 2020 and we're still arguing about Breath of the Wild's weapon degradation in the USgamer Slack.
every year i've watched Giant Bomb's E3 coverage, either during or after, and this running bit that Austin and Dan did back in 2016 during the conferences still cracks me up.
me after i go 0-2 as CatDog in the Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Evo 2022 bracket
Update on the American University players: They received their match for the week, but are forfeiting and saying they won't compete in Blizzard games again.
"We feel it’s hypocritical for Blizzard to punish Blitzchung but not us," the team says.
EP 9 THEORY: palpatine and vader faked their deaths to get out of the inordinate space property taxes for building two (2) death stars
what a beautiful photo of the FromSoft crew, and also, my sleep paralysis monster standing between them
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From Software is the first studio to win 2 Game of the Year awards at #TheGameAwards
2019 - Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
2022 - Elden Ring
Congratulations @fromsoftware_pr
i typed "fortnite is the pokemon go of 2018" into a google doc and an ancient being of pure light appeared and destroyed my computer
i am singlehandedly making this guy the richest man in the Hisui region
omg the fusion dance
"hey we saw you from across the Pokemon Center and really dig your vibe"
this better be 45 minutes of Sakurai taking us to school on KoF history
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this Pokemon like cold climates!
this one can only evolve if it becomes possessed by the vengeful spirit of a man who died with his dream unrealized
and this one has soft fur
when you boot up a new Mass Effect run to try and romance someone different but see your main
sick to my stomach re: Jacksonville shooting.
tournaments have always been a safe haven for me, a gathering of a community.
increased security is always good, but change has to happen at a broader level as well.
we can't be complacent. we can't let this feel normal.
Well well well ladies, I heard someone called for the FIRE marshal.... cuz it's gettin' pretty HOT *hits play on boombox*
Some news: I'll be leaving USgamer at the end of December.
If you're looking to hire a reporter with 5+ years of experience, including podcast, video, and live event coverage, I'm currently looking for opportunities.
thrilled for more people to experience the final mission of Mass Effect 2 for the first time once Legendary Edition is out
okay so Suicide Squad is the timeline where the Hero of Time fails, while Gotham Knights is Young Link's timeline
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larian is telling everyone the truth they need to hear
when your employer asks what you were doing during that gap in your resume
finally a game gets Armor Penetration right
me looking at my Wii U now that Tokyo Mirage Sessions is finally coming to the Switch
anyways most of you probably started following me after this story and it came out of pure curiosity so my simple advice is to be curious, and then chase those curiosities
Some professional news: This week, I started at ! I'll be Senior News Reporter, working on chasing down interesting stories, chatting with developers, and covering the daily news. Excited to start rolling out stories soon!!
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news from us here: Baldur's Gate 3 won't launch on the Epic Games Store.
"You will see Steam pages pop up, you will see GOG pages pop up, but no Epic pages will pop up."
congrats to whoever had "ghost baby breastfeeding" on their gamescom bingo card
also (seemingly) no substitutions in a game where you frequently bludgeon people with a magical cannonball 2,000ft up in the air
two decades ago, Marvel vs. Capcom 2 hit the arcades. there just hasn't been anything like it since. my latest for :
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Two Decades Later, There Simply Can't Be Another Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 dlvr.it/RQgRpd
when people ask why my cooking tastes so good
New 3DS is great, biggest diff is the new 3D face detection. 3D feels comfy and natural. #PAXSouth
This has been in the works for a while now, but a small job title change: I'm now a Senior Editor at !
It's largely an acknowledgement of what my role has been since we joined Gamurs, but excited to work with our staff + contributors on Dtoid's future.
BG3's conflict: i have brain worms and need to get rid of them while dealing with an evil cult
my conflict: I Can Fix Her vs. She Can Fix Me
can't wait for arc system works to reveal better call saul as the new dbfz fighter
happy to announce that as part of international men's day, we are replacing all men with the 47-inch Lucario plush twitter.com/musicpaulryan/
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Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
and i'm not proud of this but
Taking Back Sunday - Tell All Your Friends
if only you had some big stream today you could put this at the front of, to really show how committed to change you are
so excited to say today is my first day as a News Editor for !
i'm incredibly grateful to be working alongside some wonderful folks and reporting on the games industry!
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dang. we were told this was coming and given time to archive, but still. always a grim reminder of how temporary writing online can feel.
E3 imploding sucks for a few reasons. not looking forward to increasingly controlled preview/interview environments that are spread out and more costly. smaller studios don't benefit from the rising tide of the big show.
me finally my anxiety
getting over coming back
my anxiety for round two
Looks like a normal teen's bedroom, right? Think again. Coming up on DKC, we'll show you what parents should be looking for so they can identify signs of drug use. I was shocked at what I found in this room!!!
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the dive through the crowd into a Sailor Moon transformation into smacking the centaur(?)'s butt with the gun
maybe i need to finally play these
more than anything i'm surprised it's that easy to walk up and slap the host of the Oscars
i'm sorry, old peach can't come to the phone right now. why? oh, cause she's dead!
