Stephen Darlington

@sdarlington

Started coding on a Sinclair Spectrum in 1985. Thinking about upgrading soon. I write about iOS, Big Data and technology. Also tweeting at .

London, UK
zx81.org.uk
Joined May 2008
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  1. Oct 13

    Brexit is like Marmite. You either hate it or you're a fucking idiot.

    381 retweets 671 likes
  2. Oct 17

    Made you look. Sorry.

    2 likes
  3. Oct 17

    Woah, new MacBooks!

    2 retweets 2 likes
  4. Oct 16

    Whenever there's a bug in my code I remember that my code is being rigged by the media.

    1,277 retweets 2,926 likes
  5. Oct 17 Merton, London

    Rainbow! @ Colliers Wood

    1 like
  6. Oct 16

    When I see this icon I always think "What's this got to do with VMWare?"

  7. Oct 16

    "Let's build a fully responsive website." "That sounds expensive. No, I have a better idea."

    2 retweets 4 likes
  8. Oct 15

    People who saw the sitcom Coupling are probably wondering if "Inferno" is the full title.

    1 like
  9. Oct 14

    Or Luke Cake because, apparently, that's what my fingers type given free reign.

  10. Oct 14

    If they'd just got Nicholas Cage to play Luke Cage it would have saved me a lot of confusion.

  11. Oct 14

    NEWS! Brexiter would definitely have ‘shut up and got over it’ if referendum result were different

    42 retweets 36 likes
  12. Oct 13

    Not content with removing just the headphone jack, Apple also does away with feet

    Apple's Angela Ahrendts opens refurbished Apple Store in Regent Street
    48 retweets 52 likes
  13. Oct 13

    I want to know you can solve new problems. If I need an off-the-shelf algorithm, I know how to use Google.

  14. Oct 13

    If you can regurgitate what you learned in a CS lecture it's a bad question. If you have to think and show process it *might* be good.

  15. Oct 13

    What is the interviewer expecting when they ask algorithm questions? The intent is more important than the question.

  16. Oct 13

    Unhelpful error messages number 709: "FAILED: SemanticException The abstract syntax tree is null." I just typed a SQL statement.

  17. Oct 13

    Finally some good news coming out of Brexit.

    NEWS! Removal of Marmite makes Brexit all worthwhile
    1 retweet 1 like
  18. Oct 13

    "Durham: Ex-public schoolboys with a false sense of entitlement but who couldn’t get into Oxford."

  19. Oct 13

    Does look a lot like the SF Union Square Store...

    The old glass staircase in the Apple Store is gone...
  20. Oct 13

    Good morning Twitter. I’m available for iOS (Swift & ObjC) contract work in London. (retweets greatly appreciated, thanks muchly)

    32 retweets 7 likes

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