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I am a comedian, improviser, writer and actor. I also have a degree in immunology. Just in case.
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This Thursday to Saturday (November 10-12) catch vet plus great guests every show including & more! Info/tix: comedynest.com
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Come see the hilarious on Aug 19th & 20th at 9PM with special surprise guest comics! Tap the link in bio to get your tickets TODAY bit.ly/38Kkla7 🎟
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Apparently, life threatening back pats are about as real as mass scale electoral fraud. #guliani
Dad Tip for father’s day. Use Hardware Store search engine more than Google. Two entirely different results for ‘bush trimmer’. #FathersDay
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Just so I'm getting this right, guys who pay to see this, found these shorts to be to gay.
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This Thursday to Saturday, May 19-21, share some laughs with vet plus host and great guests every show! Info/tix: comedynest.com
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How many years did the Academy give everyone who gave a standing ovation? #WillSmithAssault
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For the record, "Fuckenbeyatch" is the improper pronunciation of my last name. #namecalling
TONIGHT!!
Killer lineup at for THE PRO SHOW!
Seating is limited so act fast!
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** ALL booking inquiries must be sent to info@icebreakerscomedy.com **
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THURSDAY!!
THE PRO SHOW is back at it on mainstage with another stacked lineup of the city's best comedians!
Seating is limited so act fast!
comedybar.ca/shows/the-pro-
** ALL booking inquiries must be sent to info@icebreakerscomedy.com **
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Remarkable speech. Addressed to the Russian people, it should also be heard everywhere.
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I encourage anyone comparing the convoy crackdown in Canada to Putin's crackdown to fly to Moscow and carry a 'Fuck Putin' sign for 21 days. I'll run a pool for arrest time. I have the first 30 seconds of the first night. Good luck. #RussiaUkraineWar
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Jesus Christ. Now there's Covid Putin. #UkraineRussia
I’m not crazy about our medical system. Every time I see my doctor he refers me to a better doctor. I had an issue with my eye, I went to see him and he said "You need an eye doctor. His specialty is eyes." I said what’s your specialty. He said, " I know a lot of doctors."
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I'm just surprised because I've been at truck stops and I've seen what truckers WILL put in their bodies. #TruckersConvoy2022
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I did a drive in movie theatre show early in the #pandemic. It was awful. Several short honks meant they were laughing. One long honk meant a guy was having a stroke.
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I got a personal trainer at the gym, but mostly so I can practice my sarcasm.
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In Saint Olaf, 99 and 100 are the same, so as far as I'm concerned, she made it. #ripbettywhite
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Home Alone Movie. When the idea of a child defending property with violence was hilarious.
i’ve heard worse advice.
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Kudos to these Canadian libraries for removing copies of “The Handmaid’s Tale” by Margaret Atwood. ✊👏
If we don’t erase such harmful books, we could end up in some twisted dystopia where people think that only women give birth.
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here’s a good way for the government to save 600 million every 4 years. Don’t have an election every 2 years. #cdnpol
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Sure I wear pants on stage because that’s my choice but underwear is for all the sheep who tell jokes the way the government wants them to.. #freeballsbetterjokes
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Sometimes, I do my second joke first and I never tell the audience. It’s like my own private joke.” Ha, they don’t even know”. #edgelord
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Juicy Pick: Get your tickets now!! presents Laughter From The Frontlines 2nd Edition on August 27 at 8pm. Hosted by this virtual comedy show features a lineup of healthcare workers who are also talented comedians! juicystuff.ca/2021/08/21/lau
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August 21. 9 pm. Faulconbridge. This is My Show. a stand up sketch improv zoom comedy show about everything. with @rodneyvramsey and many more!!
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did not see that press conference coming. what a scandal. instagram.com/p/CRF0c2TNVnF/
Faulconbridge. This is My Ahow. also featuring @rodneyvramsey August 21sr @unknowncomedyclub instagram.com/p/CQ9hdJlN3Wi/