Here’s their post sex chat, btw: “I think it might be the Coldplay.”pic.twitter.com/PUA9MUnPJE
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In the new Christian Grey book they literally start having sex halfway through making a stir fry.pic.twitter.com/Zfq3JIMm5W
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Like the first book, it’s like Christian Grey’s groin is another personpic.twitter.com/FGROTiLzbu
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In a bizarre twist of events, it turns out Christian Grey has never cut a vegetable.pic.twitter.com/S8z3R3eWhp
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Holy shit, the adherence to kitchen and food safety in this is admirable.
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“Anastasia closed the fridge and glanced proudly at her Food Hygiene Level 1 Certificate, which was held securely in place by a Duff bottle opener magnet and a I
Mallorca one. ‘Can’t mess around with chicken’ she breathed sexually”. - 9 more replies
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Switching off the gas is good practice but putting the chicken in the fridge seems quite excessive.
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You can't be too careful with chicken, although it is inadvisable to put hot meat straight in the fridge.
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I love how he remembers to turn the gas off. It's the details like that which really bring it to life for me.
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I was very nervous about knife safety throughout.
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