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    1. stu 2019.

    The plural of regex is regrets

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    21. lip 2019.

    can we please have a moment of silence for Peter Bartholomew, who volunteered to walk through a roaring fire in 1099 to prove he was blessed by God, but (despite passing through the flame unscathed) was accidentally trampled to death by his overeager fans on the other side

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  3. 1. velj
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    31. sij

    lol so today this bookstore is having what could be its first health & safety inspection in about 258 years and reader I am crying with laughter they sent a very helpful man who started off super cheery but 1 hour later is acting like he's trapped in a SAW movie

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    29. sij

    airline gate attendant: I understand that your little boy is difficult and hard to keep track of, but no, airline policy strictly forbids checking children in the cargo hold. you’ll have to— members of the band Kansas: <deep breath>

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  6. 23. sij
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    19. sij

    you: his name is Rube Goldberg me: that name rings a bell, which sets off a trap that undoes a buckle and releases a ball that rolls down a pipe and

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    20. sij

    hey you! stop pretending to be boring

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    19. sij

    🎼 Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow sorrow for the lost Lenore. Your smile is like a breath of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And I cannot compete with you Jolene 🎼

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    19. sij

    How Emacs fixed its garbage collector is chef's kiss.

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    16. sij

    This French chef in The Times has produced the most French chef quote imaginable

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    11. sij

    I trained a neural net on the names of self-aware spaceships from Iain M Bank's Culture novels not sure about that bottom row

    Not Disquieting At All
Surprise Surprise
And That’s That!
Absently Tilting To One Side
ASS FEDERATION
A Small Note Of Disrespect
8 Angry Doughnut Feelings
Mini Cactus Cake Fight
Happy to Groom Any Animals You Want
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    30. pro 2019.

    Things were tense inside the egg. From in there, it was hard to tell the difference between a shell starting to crack and a world falling apart.

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  14. 14. sij

    Whose idea was it to call them Israeli tour guides and not marei mekomos

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    14. sij

    Just had this conversation w/ the 9 yr old: Him: I’ve figured out where to go in a zombie apocalypse! Me: Yes? Him: The bookstore. Me: Why? Him (slowly, as if talking to a toddler): Because. That’s. Where. The. Books. Are.

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    12. sij

    some thoughts i had

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    10. sij

    Some people would rather die than speak publicly. Other people SHOULD, but I'm told it's rude to say out loud.

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  18. 10. sij

    Post Malone, ergo propter Malone

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    8. sij

    First time I’ve ever seen someone quit their family, saying it’s to spend more time with their jobs.

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    6. sij

    "You are our God's Chosen One," the robed figures said. "Er... Which god?" The robed figures shuffled their feet and looked around. "Our God is a minor water deity. Of the pond in the park." "Oh. And the chosen one would?" "Lead the Cleansing." "Eh?" "Of rubbish. From the pond."

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