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  1. 11 hours ago

    The collective noun for a group of bowling balls is a roll.

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    Jul 16

    When you work with a hydrogeologist and she makes this awesome aquifer cake and then pours milk on it to show how it works, it makes for a great Monday!

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    "There's an invisible monster which follows me around and likes to eat my memories. SCP-4987. Don't look it up, it's not there. I've learned to manage with it. It's like a demanding pet. I produce tasty memories on purpose so it doesn't eat something important, like my passwords"

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    Jul 5

    Once upon a time, I told them, there were some very good puppies. They had a grandfather named Hari, and Hari was magic.

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    Jul 1

    What do you get when you marry two of Earth's most dramatic natural events, lightning and volcanoes? The answer is a "dirty storm," an infernal melange of lightning, magmatic fire and ash. At the Volcán Calbuco in Chile, photographer Francisco Negroni captured these pictures

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    Jun 28

    John Mulaney as Musicals: A THREAD

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    Jun 21

    Xi sells Seychelles by India’s seashore as Modi’s foreign policy drowns

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    Jun 20

    Sweet Jesus, I am laughing so hard at this.

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    Jun 18

    THIS! This pretty much shows off the ridiculousness of going from a grid-based city to Pittsburgh roads. These are various intersections in the city.

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  10. Jun 4

    Who decided to call it bread pudding and not paincakes?

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    May 28

    Sweeping a laser over a blown-out candle. Revealing an unseen world.

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    May 25

    The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun. 1. The spice is called melange. 2. The spice confers power and longevity. 3. Melange is a French word for variety. In other words, variety is the spice of life. Why does no one ever talk about this?

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    May 15

    Glorious snippet of two ladies at an 80th bday party: 'I like to keep the brain going with Sudoku.' 'Do you dear? I find it frightfully dull after Bletchley.'

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    Apr 28

    Thread. My mum is absolutely mad. This conversation just happened over the phone. I’m in my room upstairs, and she’s downstairs.

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    Apr 2

    A Nova Scotia man says he was young and immature and generally unaware of the aggressive nature of West Coast seagulls when he left a suitcase of pepperoni near an open hotel window.

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  16. Mar 30

    If you play war with a cherry blossom deck, is that card captor sakura?

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  17. Mar 2

    Eating a can of pringles a bit at a time is called chipping away at it.

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    Jan 31

    OKAY I HAVE AN IMPORTANT THREAD FOR YOU about fighting in ballgowns! I will illustrate with Disney Princess gifs, because why not. First, you can absolutely swordfight in a dress. Some dresses are great to swordfight in, and some are not so great.

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  19. 27 Dec 2017

    Did you hear about the finals of the Tombstone dreidel tournament? It was a classic old west showdown at high נ.

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    13 Dec 2017

    young man, there's no need to feel down/ i said, young man, i know of a great clown/ i said, young man, pagliacci's in town/ there's no need to be unhappy

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