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The plural of regex is regrets
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can we please have a moment of silence for Peter Bartholomew, who volunteered to walk through a roaring fire in 1099 to prove he was blessed by God, but (despite passing through the flame unscathed) was accidentally trampled to death by his overeager fans on the other side
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Me, if I ever make yeridahttps://twitter.com/garthnix/status/1161863224490258435 …
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lol so today this bookstore is having what could be its first health & safety inspection in about 258 years and reader I am crying with laughter they sent a very helpful man who started off super cheery but 1 hour later is acting like he's trapped in a SAW movie
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airline gate attendant: I understand that your little boy is difficult and hard to keep track of, but no, airline policy strictly forbids checking children in the cargo hold. you’ll have to— members of the band Kansas: <deep breath>
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you: his name is Rube Goldberg me: that name rings a bell, which sets off a trap that undoes a buckle and releases a ball that rolls down a pipe and
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hey you! stop pretending to be boring
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Eagerly I wished the morrow;
vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow
sorrow for the lost Lenore.
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you
Jolene
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This French chef in The Times has produced the most French chef quote imaginablepic.twitter.com/M1QWZJKTT4
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I trained a neural net on the names of self-aware spaceships from Iain M Bank's Culture novels not sure about that bottom row https://aiweirdness.com/post/185883998702/ais-named-by-ais …pic.twitter.com/11oCNduMsM
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Things were tense inside the egg. From in there, it was hard to tell the difference between a shell starting to crack and a world falling apart.
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Whose idea was it to call them Israeli tour guides and not marei mekomos
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Just had this conversation w/ the 9 yr old: Him: I’ve figured out where to go in a zombie apocalypse! Me: Yes? Him: The bookstore. Me: Why? Him (slowly, as if talking to a toddler): Because. That’s. Where. The. Books. Are.
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Some people would rather die than speak publicly. Other people SHOULD, but I'm told it's rude to say out loud.
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Post Malone, ergo propter Malone
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First time I’ve ever seen someone quit their family, saying it’s to spend more time with their jobs.https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1214980955141812225 …
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"You are our God's Chosen One," the robed figures said. "Er... Which god?" The robed figures shuffled their feet and looked around. "Our God is a minor water deity. Of the pond in the park." "Oh. And the chosen one would?" "Lead the Cleansing." "Eh?" "Of rubbish. From the pond."
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