Scott Dubinsky

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  1. 11 hours ago

    The collective noun for a group of bowling balls is a roll.

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    Jul 16

    When you work with a hydrogeologist and she makes this awesome aquifer cake and then pours milk on it to show how it works, it makes for a great Monday!

    56 replies 723 retweets 1,933 likes
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    Jul 9

    "There's an invisible monster which follows me around and likes to eat my memories. SCP-4987. Don't look it up, it's not there. I've learned to manage with it. It's like a demanding pet. I produce tasty memories on purpose so it doesn't eat something important, like my passwords"

    Quote tweet with the thing you wish everyone can see but only you can, lurking in shadows and gesturing just in the corner of your eye, following you through the streets as you flee seeking escape that always evades you
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    Jul 5

    Once upon a time, I told them, there were some very good puppies. They had a grandfather named Hari, and Hari was magic.

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    Jul 1

    What do you get when you marry two of Earth's most dramatic natural events, lightning and volcanoes? The answer is a "dirty storm," an infernal melange of lightning, magmatic fire and ash. At the Volcán Calbuco in Chile, photographer Francisco Negroni captured these pictures

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    Jun 28

    John Mulaney as Musicals: A THREAD

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    Jun 21

    Xi sells Seychelles by India’s seashore as Modi’s foreign policy drowns

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    Jun 20

    Sweet Jesus, I am laughing so hard at this.

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    Jun 18

    THIS! This pretty much shows off the ridiculousness of going from a grid-based city to Pittsburgh roads. These are various intersections in the city.

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  10. Jun 4

    Who decided to call it bread pudding and not paincakes?

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    May 28

    Sweeping a laser over a blown-out candle. Revealing an unseen world.

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    May 25

    The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun. 1. The spice is called melange. 2. The spice confers power and longevity. 3. Melange is a French word for variety. In other words, variety is the spice of life. Why does no one ever talk about this?

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    May 15

    Glorious snippet of two ladies at an 80th bday party: 'I like to keep the brain going with Sudoku.' 'Do you dear? I find it frightfully dull after Bletchley.'

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    Apr 28

    Thread. My mum is absolutely mad. This conversation just happened over the phone. I’m in my room upstairs, and she’s downstairs.

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    Apr 2

    A Nova Scotia man says he was young and immature and generally unaware of the aggressive nature of West Coast seagulls when he left a suitcase of pepperoni near an open hotel window.

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  16. Mar 30

    If you play war with a cherry blossom deck, is that card captor sakura?

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  17. Mar 2

    Eating a can of pringles a bit at a time is called chipping away at it.

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    Jan 31

    OKAY I HAVE AN IMPORTANT THREAD FOR YOU about fighting in ballgowns! I will illustrate with Disney Princess gifs, because why not. First, you can absolutely swordfight in a dress. Some dresses are great to swordfight in, and some are not so great.

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  19. 27 Dec 2017

    Did you hear about the finals of the Tombstone dreidel tournament? It was a classic old west showdown at high נ.

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    13 Dec 2017

    young man, there's no need to feel down/ i said, young man, i know of a great clown/ i said, young man, pagliacci's in town/ there's no need to be unhappy

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