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OLD BOY is unreal.
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: What the Terrible Psychic Said.: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-the-terrible-psychic-said#.VEL2tTy__rQ.twitter …
Look at all these FSU fans, not caring at all about insulting Native Americans!
One of the worst things is when a girl posts an engagement photo with the caption “FINALLY!"
CARRIE is the best anti bullying PSA ever made.
Real excited to attend Humber College’s humor writing seminar this weekend. Thanks for making it happen, @michaelbsacks
My new favorite exercise is doing “Hegels” which is when I am purposely very difficult to work with.
Excerpts From A Sunday Spent Watching Football With God http://www.writtalin.com/sports/excerpts-sunday-spent-watching-football-god/ … via @writtalin
Feels like a great night to listen to THE DEVIL AND GOD ARE RAGING INSIDE OF ME. I really appreciate @brandnewrock
Hey lush, have fun. It’s the weekend.
I bet Joe Biden was the one who hooked his son up with yak.
[I chose @kellyoxford] 10 People On The One Book They Just Couldn’t... http://tcat.tc/ZWSnil via @thoughtcatalog
[Funny things!] 15 Funniest Tweets of the Week: October 17th | Playboy http://www.playboy.com/articles/this-weeks-funniest-tweets-10-17-2014 … #sfw via @playboy
Taking a shit at work. Making it count. #themovement http://instagram.com/p/uQnBeax8n0/
Nipples are where titties go wrong.
#AskHim: How do I get drunk texting right?!? @scottmuska's helpful how-to: http://bit.ly/1smMXXf
Dedicated to improving toilet and sanitation conditions globally #wecantwait #toiletsforall #sanitation #sanifact
I overheard a mother of a 3-year old boy tell her friend her son is a "lady killer." I wouldn't do that, it could end up being true.
Brazilian ‘Amazon Model’ Gets Paid to Squash Dudes | Playboy http://www.playboy.com/articles/amazon-model-gets-paid-to-squash-dudes … #sfw via @playboy
Frat Suspended after Maybe Drugging Johnny Knoxville with Ecstasy | Playboy http://www.playboy.com/articles/frat-suspended-after-drugging-johnny-knoxville … #sfw via @playboy
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