Scott Muska

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: What the Terrible Psychic Said.: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-the-terrible-psychic-said#.VEL2tTy__rQ.twitter …

Look at all these FSU fans, not caring at all about insulting Native Americans!

My new favorite exercise is doing “Hegels” which is when I am purposely very difficult to work with.

Excerpts From A Sunday Spent Watching Football With God http://www.writtalin.com/sports/excerpts-sunday-spent-watching-football-god/ … via @writtalin

Feels like a great night to listen to THE DEVIL AND GOD ARE RAGING INSIDE OF ME. I really appreciate @brandnewrock

I bet Joe Biden was the one who hooked his son up with yak.

[I chose @kellyoxford] 10 People On The One Book They Just Couldn’t... http://tcat.tc/ZWSnil  via @thoughtcatalog

[Funny things!] 15 Funniest Tweets of the Week: October 17th | Playboy http://www.playboy.com/articles/this-weeks-funniest-tweets-10-17-2014 … #sfw via @playboy

Taking a shit at work. Making it count. #themovement http://instagram.com/p/uQnBeax8n0/ 

Nipples are where titties go wrong.

#AskHim: How do I get drunk texting right?!? @scottmuska's helpful how-to: http://bit.ly/1smMXXf 

I overheard a mother of a 3-year old boy tell her friend her son is a "lady killer." I wouldn't do that, it could end up being true.

Brazilian ‘Amazon Model’ Gets Paid to Squash Dudes | Playboy http://www.playboy.com/articles/amazon-model-gets-paid-to-squash-dudes … #sfw via @playboy

Frat Suspended after Maybe Drugging Johnny Knoxville with Ecstasy | Playboy http://www.playboy.com/articles/frat-suspended-after-drugging-johnny-knoxville … #sfw via @playboy