OI I BETTER NOT CATCH YOU WITH THAT BUTTER KNIFE OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN ZONE
Every knife sold in the UK should have a gps tracker fitted in the handle. It’s time we had a national database like we do with guns. If you’re carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation, obvious exemptions for fishing etc.
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But a fork is just 4 tiny knives with one handle.
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Trackers in all cutlery! Eat with your hands. Scissors tracked too. And tweezers. Boost to the tracking industry! But seriously: Have you looked into prices of trackers, technical solutions and have you seen the film 1984?
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Imagine the size of the database! And the list of locations. Kitchen drawer Kitchen drawer Kitchen drawer Sideboard drawer Kitchen drawer Kitchen drawer ...
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Followed by a number. There is no need for one cook to own more than 12 knives. And no assault knives. No need for that. We have butchers for that.
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Only just realised he's an MP. Laughing harder now.
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I’m actually tweeting this reply from my knife
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“Alexa put my knife into fishing mode”
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