Tweets

You blocked @ScottBoehme

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @ScottBoehme

  1. 11 hours ago

    Can't wait until a self driving tesla has ketchup spilt on the dash by the robot hand-off at the drive thru and world war 4 erupts

  2. Jun 7

    This man is hysterical and I'd like to have a beverage with him.

  3. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Blue Apron spent $144 million on marketing last year, seemingly underwriting the entire podcast industry

  4. May 23

    Chicago: April showers bring May hell

  5. May 18

    Still one of Bezos best quotes. When asked about failed fire phone- "we're working on much bigger failures right now"

  6. May 17

    LaVar now seeks $3B if shoe brands want deal

  7. May 12

    Using this for whoever I disappoint moving forward.

  8. May 11

    I'm at the point in the noise where im now bullish on the Snap earnings report and outlook

  9. May 10

    This is getting out of hand. Read "Ready Player One" for a premonition of what celebrities in office leads to.

  10. Retweeted
    May 3

    Trump doesn't exercise because "he considers exercise misguided, because a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy"

  11. Retweeted
    May 3

    The best news story today is this little girl called Anu showing her friends her new foot. Watch.

  12. Apr 30
  13. Apr 28

    This trump segment from his first 100 days belongs in the Louvre

  14. Apr 28

    "The Egyptians forgot how to build the pyramids and the Romans their aqueducts."

  15. Apr 24
  16. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    San Francisans are trapped in a wifi-less hellscape, hand-pressing Juicero packs with their bare hands like savages

  17. Apr 20

    Again, I'd be fine with a 5% Musk income tax that funds his efforts to transcend humanity.

  18. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    Vegans about to hatch. Nature is amazing

  19. Retweeted
    Apr 15
  20. Apr 13

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·