Schwak

@schwak

nice guy. says sorry a lot.

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Joined February 2009
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  1. Jun 7

    Go Matt go!

    I launched a new company! MR O.K is now open! Classic men's wedding rings, handmade in NYC. Tell your friends
    4 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 16

    oh my god I thought WH stood for Waffle House this entire time hahaha okay well this changes everything

    9 replies 472 retweets 1,548 likes
  3. Mar 29

    . has asked me to ask people to stop calling in with reports of a floating yellow object in the sky. That is just the sun.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  4. Mar 17

    Congrats to for picking both URI and Middle Tenn upsets.

    1 reply 1 like
  5. Mar 16

    Aubrey Plaza is scary good in

    2 likes
  6. Feb 22

    I want to see Alien Covenant but don’t want to see Danny McBride and James Franco die in a movie again :(

  7. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    shameful of bill maher to give a platform to, and thereby help mainstream...[squinting at screen] rob thomas' mom

    508 replies 10,870 retweets 42,724 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Feb 16

    This is probably my favorite part so far

    2,402 replies 34,510 retweets 54,099 likes
  9. Feb 11

    My order is different

    1 retweet 1 like
  10. Retweeted
    Feb 7

    We're giving away this custom poster for tonight's show! RT for a chance to win 👉👊

    3 replies 125 retweets 25 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    Can it be 2016 again?

    6 replies 14 retweets 82 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Dec 31

    Happy New Years to all the Fuck Bois that tried to play me but you can't. Peace 💯🍕🙏🏻😥😥🎗

    14 replies 143 retweets 617 likes
  13. 29 Dec 2016

    Found out on a podcast that plays on an Xbone. 2017 goal: Get him into my Destiny Fireteam for a strike.

    1 reply 3 likes
  14. 27 Dec 2016

    Nu clear waste. Sounds much better than nuclear waste. I should start a PR firm.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  15. Retweeted
    12 Dec 2016

    i'm, like, smart, okay? intel on putin is weak could be a fat guy

    3 retweets
  16. 9 Nov 2016

    The ONLY positive I see out of this whole election is that if aliens actually exist, he's the type of mother fucker to tell us about it.

    1 reply 5 likes
  17. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    Thanks for the third-party protest votes, shitty white people.

    2 retweets 5 likes
  18. 8 Nov 2016

    Maybe I'm feeding too much into the news drama but I honestly haven't felt this much dread for America since waking up to the news on 9/11

    1 retweet 5 likes
  19. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2016

    These subject lines from Trump emails sound like an absolutely fire Dashboard Confessional tracklist

    142 replies 8,878 retweets 17,163 likes
  20. Retweeted
    15 Dec 2015

    "Believe..."

    1 reply 217 retweets 342 likes

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