WanderGut

@Schramm820

Food and animated movies. I have the interests of a child.

Joined April 2009

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  1. Feb 28

    Did Mr. DNA from Jurassic Park just deliver the Democratic response to the ?

  2. Jan 7

    Flight attendant on 10-hr delayed 2948: "I get it is frustrating so if you want to yell at me I will listen." Give him a raise.

  3. 4 Jan 2015

    Filthy directions from

  4. 1 Nov 2013

    If you're in LA and don't eat you're a jerk

  5. 22 Jun 2013

    Why can't I stop playing

  6. 25 Apr 2013

    How do pubic hairs get into freezers?

  7. 25 Apr 2013

    I just bought my HQ pass for – starting May 20 in NYC.

  8. 16 Apr 2013

    Early in life, you say a magazine rack in the bathroom, that's gross; later, you say hey why is that magazine rack not in here with me?

  9. 19 Jan 2013

    I have a remarkable capacity for converting gin into puke.

  10. 18 Jan 2013

    My wife is wearing her sexy cardigan.

  11. 18 Jan 2013

    cocktail: make martini, put in coffee mug

  12. 22 May 2012

    BBQ chicken skin in Tokyo because I had to have BBQ chicken skin in Tokyo

  13. 29 Apr 2012

    = good reason to be in DC. Chilled mussels Jaleo = best reason.

  14. 13 Mar 2012

    Just had Amarillo burger . Have dinner res in 2 hours and flight home in 12. ?

  15. 13 Mar 2012

    Beer cheese at Easy Tiger Austin is just as good an idea as it sounds.

  16. 12 Mar 2012

    Brussels sprouts from are worth screwing over a friend for

  17. 4 Mar 2012

    Pho at Nhà Tôi is probably the best broth I've ever tastes. Sweet and savory w black pepper and onion.

  18. 22 Feb 2012

    Looking for never sorry and it isn't easy

  19. 5 Jan 2012

    I nominate for a Shorty Award in because nobody does it better.

  20. 23 Dec 2011

    Bought a duck from a nice Amish boy. That's it. No joke. But now how to cook it?

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