Schnitza Fars

@schnitza_fars

Pseudonym, makes you think of schnitzel

Venice, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2013.

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    28. sij

    Before you welcome analytic philosophy into your life think back to that drummer friend in high school who wouldn't stop bippity-bapping on everything and ask yourself if you want that but with first-order logic

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  2. 23. sij

    I hurled it across the street onto his parents' nature strip exactly once, in a breast-feeder fit of strength, only to watch an unassuming hipster amble by and rent it almost immediately. so the angry hurling option appears to have diminishing returns

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  3. 23. sij

    a kid parks his fluoro pink eyesore Uber/Jump bike on the nature strip right in front of our house every day before jogging across the street to his own house. I'm spending all day breastfeeding and looking out the window so it's driving me completely insane. what should I do?

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  4. 18. sij

    OMG "You're my soul mate for the time being" (S5E6): could you PLEASE sell Valentine's Day cards this year

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  5. 15. sij
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  6. 15. sij

    "Recovering from surgery for an ovarian cyst in a hospital in France, she playfully kicked her leg up, cancan-style, to show a nurse how well she was feeling; the action dislodged an embolism from a vein in her leg, which traveled to her brain, killing her nearly instantly."

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  7. 7. sij
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    Who knew? "Burps in 'Rick and Morty' are paralingual expressions of emotion", linguist says. Read more here about this linguist's analysis of Rick's belching!

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  9. 23. stu 2019.

    OMG take THAT, store employee who thought it made sense to try to get me to buy the on-sale mini Reese's Cups when I approached her with a bunch of large ones

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  10. 18. stu 2019.

    I sure wish they were, because Baby Daddy be unresponsive to contradiction

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  11. 18. stu 2019.

    notes from the field: pregnancy cravings are not closed under logical entailment

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  12. 16. stu 2019.

    Existential angst is just class privilege

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  13. 16. stu 2019.

    shitty art is also called 'shart'

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  14. 6. stu 2019.

    I just need you guys to know that people angrily yelling at pregnant ladies on the street that they shouldn't be walking is a thing. And by "people" I mean "exclusively old white guys"

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  15. 5. stu 2019.

    Murder Mystery Novelist 1: "Let's flip the script and have the murderer be a woman!" MMN2: "Ooh edgy." MMN1: "Should we say the murderer woman murdered because she was driven crazy by her infertility and loneliness?" MMN2: "Why else would a woman murder?" MMN1&2: "LOLOLOLOLOL"

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  16. 5. stu 2019.

    Murder Mystery Novelist 1: "Should the victim be a woman?" MMN2: "Yeah, duh." MMN1: "Should she be sexually brutalized?" MMN2: "...Why else would anyone murder a woman?" MMN1&2: "LOLOLOLOLOL"

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    Newswatch: Women are regularly read and cited less in academia, but not for lack of research, UCI study shows

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  18. 25. lis 2019.

    Should I start a parenting blog?

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  19. 25. lis 2019.

    Needed to order a new bassinet mattress for Baby#2 bc a rat chewed through the other one but I was too lazy to measure the thing & tried to google it. When the articles popped up "Product recalled for dropping babies" I was like "Ooh sweet maybe they'll include the measurements"

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