the real elan

@schnegelsberg

if it dont make money then it dont make sense

 
Joined March 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    Feb 1
  2. Jan 16

    it's 2017. still impossible to eat without burning your mouth... repeatedly. NOTHING HAS CHANGED

  3. Jan 11
  4. 1 Dec 2016

    damn snapchat is killing the game today

  5. 22 Nov 2016

    Is this that thing that wants to make?

  6. Retweeted
    18 Oct 2016

    "Hi. I'm from the Internet. I heard you have boxes?" - amazingly not a cat

  7. 13 Oct 2016

    Goldman Snacks

  8. 13 Oct 2016
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  9. 4 Oct 2016

    Tiny dogs named Stella; why are there so many, where do they come from?

  10. Retweeted
    30 Sep 2016

    *sees a baby screaming on the plane* wait-- WAIT. WHY IS HE SCREAMING. OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING. WHAT DOSE HE KNOW THAT WE DONT

  11. 14 Sep 2016
  12. 12 Sep 2016
  13. 8 Sep 2016

    landed in torrential downpour in Chicago- makes me appreciate that someone was paying attention in "landing a plane" class in high school

  14. Retweeted
    4 Sep 2016

    The worst part of this Texas-Notre Dame game is that one of these teams has to win.

  15. 27 Aug 2016

    I'm watching this guy scroll and scroll through photos- he hasn't thrown down a single Like. Not one. Total savage.

  16. Retweeted
    4 Aug 2016

    Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.

  17. 14 Jul 2016

    two books in my iBooks library- Baby Animals: a Picture Library and Volume 1. not unpleased about it.

  18. 24 Jun 2016

    "saying so little, with so many words" -

  19. 23 Jun 2016

    "Siri- how do I get home from fishermans wharf"

  20. Retweeted
    18 Jun 2016

    Imagine if your name was Bryce LOL!!!!!!

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