Mr. Schmood Axolotl

@schmood

I be schmooding n shit

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    Feb 14

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    Mar 2

    kids will never knew the hassle of overboiling eggs to replace your mouse ball every month and a half

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    9 hours ago

    spending the rest of my 20s as a crack-smoking, gay, alcoholic baby daddy

    Awe inspiring story. Tom Hardy did his 20s as a crack-smoking, gay, alcoholic baby daddy shitposting on MySpace. Entered his 30s ripped, famous, and handsome. I pray the same fate is in store for us all.
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    8 hours ago

    when she changes from an anime avi to a selfie

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    hmm

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    Mar 2

    Chuck E. has died

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    Mar 1

    THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

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    Mar 1

    Shrek (2001) Frame 3265 of 129575

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    Mar 1

    🤠

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    Mar 3

    if you know, you know.

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    Mar 2

    her titties make the pain go away that's a perky set

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