Zach Schiffman

@schlife

napoleon complex | intern | co-host | co-founder

CHICAGO/BOSTON/NEW YORK
Joined September 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 13

    i often wonder when i'll stop dressing like one of the stranger things boys

    22 likes
  2. Jun 9

    but wait he is

    3 likes
  3. Jun 8

    i'm going as ofglen for halloween

    5 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    What people mean by "white male privilege" is a billionaire who claims he is a genius and should run country, then cries "I'm new at this."

    1,176 replies 46,326 retweets 99,177 likes
  5. Jun 8

    BLESSED BE THE FRUIT

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  6. Jun 8

    i want paul ryan to get horrible, irreversible plastic surgery

    1 retweet 12 likes
  7. Jun 8

    LORDY!!!!!!!!

    1 reply 3 likes
  8. Jun 8

    i want to go to a soul cycle class with the comey testimony as the soundtrack. i’d burn 500 calories easily.

    1 retweet 32 likes
  9. Jun 8

    i want to plan a comey testimony themed bar mitzvah party

    1 retweet 10 likes
  10. Jun 8

    i can only focus on comey’s height sorry but 6’8” is too damn tall

    12 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 8
    Replying to

    Are they asking James Comedy to do stand-up too?

    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
  12. Jun 8

    asking james comedy to stand is like asking the redwood forest to exist

    1 reply 8 likes
  13. Jun 7

    very upset i was left off this list

    5 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    .'s son is leading a dehumanization campaign against millions of Americans. This is dangerous & needs to be condemned by GOP leaders.

    Eric Trump: Democrats are "not even people"
    986 replies 7,533 retweets 10,101 likes
  15. Jun 4

    fidget spinners are just another thing the goys copied from the jews... hello!!! dreidels!!!

    20 likes
  16. Jun 4

    WONDER WOMAN'S SUCCESS SHOULD USHER IN A CHRISTOPHER NOLAN DIRECTED ANNE HATHAWAY CATWOMAN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1 reply 4 likes
  17. Jun 4

    i still love lord and taylor

    "millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
    1 reply 9 likes
  18. Jun 4

    I NEED READING GLASSES!!! SUCK IT HATERS!!!!!

    1 reply 17 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    this isn't revolutionary content but holy SHIT mr. schuster was annoying

    2 retweets 34 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    The Nanny in reruns is a more powerful Jewish woman than Ivanka Trump.

    161 replies 3,866 retweets 17,860 likes
  21. Jun 2

    13 likes

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